- “This is terrible!”
- ―Secrets of a Successful Marriage
Mrs. Carlson is the wife of Carl Carlson. In "Secrets of a Successful Marriage", she and Carl were attending Homer's marriage class. In "Sunday, Cruddy Sunday", Carl mentions he will give a ring to her for their anniversary. In "Specs and the City", Carl says that she is having an affair with one of the VP's at power plant to feed Carl inside information.