New Kid on the Block
Mr. Plow
Lisa's First Word
(Homer totaled both cars. An insurance agent is looking over the loss)
Adjuster: Now, before I give you the cheque, one more question. Uh, this place Moe's you left just before the accident, this is a business of some kind?
Homer's Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar. (gasps) But what else is open at night?
Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Homer's Brain: Heh heh heh. I woulda never thought of that.

(Car show. An attractive, large-breasted, blond model in a sequin gown is standing next to a car)
Homer: Do you come with the car?
Model: Oh, you! Te-he-he-he!
(Homer goes to look at other cars, another man looks at car)
Man: Do you come with the car?
Model: Oh, you! Te-he-he-he!

Homer: Adam West! Hey, kids! Batman!!
Lisa: Dad, that’s not the real Batman.
Adam West: Of course I’m Batman. See, here’s a picture of me with Robin.
Bart: Who the hell is Robin?
Adam West: I suppose you’re only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer? Ha! The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt. And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique. Pure. West. And why doesn’t Batman dance anymore? Remember the Batusi? (starts dancing)
Homer: Heh. Nice meetin’ ya... (tugging the kids back and whispering) Just keep moving, don’t make eye contact…

(Telephone rings and is answered by Homer.)
Homer: Mr. Plow, that name again is Mr. Plow.
Man: Hello, I'm calling from Delinquent Accounts at Kumatsu Motors.
Homer: Oh, you want the Mr. Plow who plows driveways. This is Tony Plow, you know, from Leave It To Beaver. [pause] Yeah, they were gay.

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Kamp KrustyA Streetcar Named MargeHomer the HereticLisa the Beauty QueenTreehouse of Horror IIIItchy & Scratchy: The MovieMarge Gets a JobNew Kid on the BlockMr. PlowLisa's First WordHomer's Triple BypassMarge vs. the MonorailSelma's ChoiceBrother from the Same PlanetI Love LisaDufflessLast Exit to SpringfieldSo It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip ShowThe FrontWhacking DayMarge in ChainsKrusty Gets Kancelled