Donnie Fatso
Moms I'd Like to Forget
Flaming Moe
Bart: Ew, you're sitting on the toilet!
Marge: When it's closed, it's a chair.

Marge: We called ourselves the cool moms.
Bart: There’s nothing cooler than calling yourselves cool.

Lisa: (in the comic book store) Could we hurry this up? I am really uncomfortable being a girl in this store! (cut to a statue of a busty bikini clad woman chained to a boulder)

Bart: Rumble it is! Right after school! Rain or shine!
(cut to everyone waiting in the rain)
Bart: So we wait for shine then?
(all agree)

Marge: Why do you have to eat peanuts in the shower?
Homer: Can't start the day without that fresh-from-the-circus feeling.

Homer: So, seen any good beer commercials lately?
Man: Asinine! Everything you say is asinine!

Comic Book Guy: The answer is no, and I can say it in Na'vi and Klingon, which are pretty much the same. I have some theories about that, which I will share with you never.

Homer: Ooh, this is late for Marge... I assume. I've never been home at this hour.

Martin Prince: (tears his shirt in rage) Rumble!
Nelson: Just go home.
Martin Prince: (meekly) Thank you.

Groundskeeper Willie: You call that a scar? This is a scar!
Nelson: That's a belly button. Everybody's got one.
Groundskeeper Willie: (sadly) I thought I was special.

Nelson: (sprays Gatorade on Mrs. Krabappel after a dodgeball game)
Edna Krabappel: Hey! I'm not the coach! There is no coach!
Nelson: I know... I just wanted to see if you were wearing a bra.
Edna Krabappel: (puts a hand to her chest and smiles at Nelson)

Season 21 Season 22 Quotes Season 23
Elementary School MusicalLoan-a LisaMoneyBARTTreehouse of Horror XXILisa Simpson, This Isn't Your LifeThe Fool MontyHow Munched is That Birdie in the Window?The Fight Before ChristmasDonnie FatsoMoms I'd Like to ForgetFlaming MoeHomer the FatherThe Blue and the GrayAngry Dad: The MovieThe Scorpion's TaleA Midsummer's Nice DreamLove is a Many Strangled ThingThe Great SimpsinaThe Real Housewives of Fat TonyHomer Scissorhands500 KeysThe Ned-liest Catch