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Midnight Rx
Mommie Beerest
Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass
Homer: I don't wanna take care of the kids. How many cigars are they allowed to have? Bart sleeps in the microwave, right?
Marge: Quit playing dumb!

Moe Szyslak: My first credit card. Wow, the numbers are all bumpy-like!

Homer: Moe's, A Tribute: M is for Moe, the owner of Moe's. O is for the O in the middle of Moe's. E is for acceptance, the feeling I always got here at Moe's.

Health Inspector: Mr. Szyslak, your tavern is ripe with Health Code violations.
Moe: You gotta be kidding. Like what?
Health Inspector: For starters, the body of my predecessor is still on the floor.
Moe: Oh, yeah. Uh, well, ya see, trash day ain't 'til Wednesday, so...

Homer: What are you inferring?
Lisa: I'm not inferring anything. You infer; I imply.
Homer: Well, that's a relief.

Homer: He's only your emotional uncle. I'm your real uncle!

Marge: You're my Homie-womie-romie-domie...
Homer: And you're my Margie-wargie-bargie-fargie-gargie-margie-targie-largie...
Moe: I may have dodged a bullet here.

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Treehouse of Horror XVAll's Fair in Oven WarSleeping with the EnemyShe Used to Be My GirlFat Man and Little BoyMidnight RxMommie BeerestHomer and Ned's Hail Mary PassPranksta RapThere's Something About MarryingOn a Clear Day I Can't See My SisterGoo Goo Gai PanMobile HomerThe Seven-Beer SnitchFuture-DramaDon't Fear the RooferThe Heartbroke KidA Star is TornThank God It's DoomsdayHome Away from HomerThe Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star

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