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Lisa the Tree Hugger (The Simpsons Game)
Mob Rules
Enter the Cheatrix
Ned Flanders: That video game's gonna turn every kid in town into Stabby Sams, and Drive-By Bettys.

Lisa Simpson

Attacking enemies - Riot Cops

  • Both sides are wrong but yours is more so!
  • You sir, are a baboon!
  • With my sax, I'll make you feel the blues!
  • Learn from your mistakes and stay down!
  • Eat it pig!
  • I am the lizard queen!
  • This is out of character. Normally, I respect authority.
  • You probably also caught my brother Bart.
  • Don't put this on my permanent record!
  • The chief will have your badge for this.
  • Should have called for backup!

Attacking enemies - Grand Theft Scratchy fans

  • Teenagers are stupid.
  • Should have stayed in school!
  • You've been beaten by a nerd, pass it on!
  • Who's popular now?
  • You just had your head kicked in by the power of ideas.
  • Now you can be intimidated by more than just my IQ.
  • I'm the brains AND the brawn!

Marge Simpson

Idle

  • I can let everyone do whatever I want and it's not even Mother's Day!
  • I feel like the Bill of the Mob!

Ordering her mob

  • Give 'em what for!
  • Scrub it out!
  • Tear it down!
  • Slice and dice it!
  • Show it who's boss!
  • Destroy it!
  • Beat the violence out of them!

Recruiting members

  • Power to the people!
  • Come on everyone!
  • You! Get over here!
  • Hey you!
  • Join me!
  • March together!

Attacking enemies - Riot Cops

  • You're just jealous!
  • Not a chance!
  • Where's your mob? Oh, I guess you don't have one.
  • Where's your God now?
  • Why don't you go back to Stupidtown?
  • In your face!
  • There's more kicking where this came from!
  • I wouldn't get up.

Attacking enemies - Grand Theft Scratchy fans

  • Go towards the light,
  • Uh oh! I put my foot in your mouth!
  • That's gonna leave a boo-boo.
  • Playtime's over!
  • Nap time!
  • Respect your elders.
  • It's past your bedtime!
  • Want me to kiss it better?
  • No child left behind.

Mob members

Roaming around

Ned Flanders

  •  I don't understand why a mouse can be so demeaning to women.
  • I can't believe our children hate us for our freedom.
  • I know we're a bloodthirsty mob but do we have to smell like one?
  • To get myself worked up I'm gonna pound a few rootbeers!
  • I haven't been this riled up since the Gap started running ads with dancing
  • After the death march, everyone's invited to casa Flanderini for tea and muffins.

Joining the mob

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

  • In America, I have the freedom to choose to be a pawn!
  • A businessman gets involved in his unruly community!

Abraham Simpson

  • Since I'm President of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance, why not your mob?
  • Who are you people and why am I so wrinkled?

Seymour Skinner

  • A mob, eh? Well, I am susceptible to group-think!
  • There's no justice like angry mob justice.

Carl Carlson

  • You don't get anywhere in life by not joining things!
  • I'm not much of a follower, but I'll do whatever you want.

Ned Flanders

  • Hi-diddly-ho, fellow anarchists!
  • Hi, I'm Ned Flanders. I'm good at stabbing.
  • Tickle me pink to join your street gang.
  • I hope you all consider joining my book burning club.

Barney Gumble

  • I'll join if I can pay the initiation fee in scrap metal.
  • The first step in joining an angry mob is acceptance.

Cletus Spuckler

  • As long as you don't have no minimum teeth requirement.
  • Just tell me what to do so my brain can stop thinking.

Waylon Smithers

  • I'll be happy to join such an inclusive mob.

Julius Hibbert

  • I'll join as long as I don't have to fill out any annoying family history forms. 

Groundskeeper Willie

  • Ah, thank ye! You're making an illegal immigrant very happy!
  • Okay. But I'm not cleaning up after the riot.

Edna Krabappel

  • I'm single, looking, and have no standards!
  • Eh, this can be my excuse to get out of a second date with Lenny.

Moe Szyslak

  • Another mob, huh? You know what I blame this on the breakdown of? Society.

Horatio McAllister

  • Happy to come on board, me mateys.

Timothy Lovejoy

  • I come to this deadly mob with open arms and open heart.
  • Old Testament God approves of me joining the mob.

Professor Frink

  • Feel free to input me into the algorithm of your mob but don't kill me.

Attacking enemies

Carl Carlson

  • Please don't judge my race on this!
  • And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger!
  • Wu-hey. Now I can add beatdowns to my resume.
  • Destruction!
  • Come apart!

Waylon Smithers

  • I'm a top!
  • I'll marry who I want!

Julius Hibbert

  • What Hippocratic Oath?
  • The doctor is in!
  • This is how we do it at Yale!

Ned Flanders

  • I was taught to burn your other cheek!
  • Warriors cannot pray.
  • Let's get this Rapture started!
  • Say hello to my little friend baby Jesus!
  • Hi-diddly-ho!
  • Feel my wrath, neighbour-ino!
  • I'm gonna send you to a better place!
  • Take that!
  • Amen!

Edna Krabappel

  • Cougar power!
  • Give me tenure!
  • Spit out your gum!

Barney Gumble

  • I'm taking it out on you!
  • I forget why I'm angry!
  • It's not me punching you, it's my fists!
  • Stupid thing!

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

  • I am going to make you Squishy!
  • Better luck in your next life!
  • Say Ganesh!
  • It looks it's time for me to arrange a funeral.

Groundskeeper Willie

  • Now who's the smelly janitor?!
  • I'll kick you in your bagpipes!
  • Willie's good at mopping a puke. I'm kicking ass!
  • For the love of Nessie!
  • To Hell with thee!

Timothy Lovejoy

  • The meek shall inherit my fist!
  • Repent, jerk!

Abraham Simpson

  • Nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them!
  • Stupid hippies!
  • Give me a senior discount!

Snake Jailbird

  • Dude, hold still so I could punch you!
  • Prepare for a gnarly stabbing!
  • Adios amigo!

Professor Frink

  • Kiss my black hole!

Moe Szyslak

  • I'm gonna slice your heart in half!
  • Who's laughing now?!
  • I'll dance on your grave!

Horatio McAllister

  • I Christen thee dead meat!

Kent Brockman

  • Goodnight, and bad luck!

Otto Mann

  • Helter shelter!
  • Boy bands!
  • Lend me money!
  • Stay behind the white line!

Selma Bouvier

  • Fighting is as good a way as any to meet people.

Obeying an order

Edna Krabappel

  • I don't mind getting my hands dirty. They're not my best feature.
  • I make problems and objects go away.
  • I'll give them a lesson in pain.

Carl Carlson

  • Uhuh. When I'm through, they'll know who Carl is! The black one.
  • I'll make it disappear faster than a mojito on Hump Day!

Professor Frink

  • I will defeat my foes with superior intellect and a good deal of slapping!
  • Atta-cking!
  • I'll ruin this like every scene Dean Martin was ever in!
  • Oh, intelligent design!

Otto Mann

  • Death metal!

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

  • Gandhi was non-violent enough for everyone!
  • Maybe Vishnu will lend me some of his many hands.

Cletus Spuckler

  • I'll fix that up quicker than you can shake a cat's tail.

Selma Bouvier

  • Arrivederci!

Completing an order

Ned Flanders

  • This must be what heaven feels like, kinda underwhelming.
  • I feel as pure as a virgin.
  • Happy happy joy joy.

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

  • We give mobs a good name!
  • GOAAAAAAAAAAAL. We've reached our GOAAAAAL.

Julius Hibbert

  • Kwanzaa came early!
  • Just call me Doctor Feelgood!

Waiting

Moe Szyslak

  • Uh, I can't wait much longer. I ain't wearing sun-screen, and I don't take no chances with my skin.
  • Uh, how much longer? I may not have a family, but that don't mean I ain't got pride.

Professor Frink

  • I don't think Newton's mob made him wait, but fine.
  • Oh my robot's going to kill me if I don't get home for the dinner and the dishes and the "how was your day dear?"

Edna Krabappel

  • Let's go! At my age, if I don't use it, I lose it!
  • I'm used to waiting by a phone, but I guess here will do.
  • Can we hurry this up? Both my biological and real clock are ticking!
  • I've waited years for Seymour, I suppose I could give you a few minutes.

Barney Gumble

  • Please hurry! Time is not on my side!
  • I hope this doesn't take much longer. It's Chowder night at the soup kitchen.

Groundskeeper Willie

  • It's almost 4:20 and that's Willie's time!
  • I want to get home and watch Trainspotting. I hear it is a love letter to Scotland.

Otto Mann

  • Hurry up! My buzz is fading!
  • It ain't a big deal but I'm late for my Van Halen audition.

Lenny Leonard:

  • Hurry it up. I got TV to watch, nap to take.
  • Can we move this along? I gotta pee for the last hour.

Ned Flanders

  • While we're still in our sixties.
  • Patience, Neddy, patience.

Cletus Spuckler

  • I'll use the time to catch up on my mouth-breathin'.
  • I can't tell no time, but approximately, we're gonna be done here in 6 months.
  • Er... Brandine's gonna kill me if I don't get home. I ain't got her pregnant in a week.

Julius Hibbert

  • If I miss any appointments, I'll have to charge myself!
  • Wasting time is a no laughing matter! A-heh-heh-heh!

Timothy Lovejoy

  • How much longer? A model trainset ain't gonna enjoy itself!

Carl Carlson

  • Uh, some of us have pilates in the morning!
  • Hope we wrap up soon. It's gonna take me a while to catch a cab.

Enemies

Grand Theft Scratchy Protestors (heard from the distance)

  • V for violence! V for violence!
  • A sick mind is a terrible thing to waste! A sick mind is a terrible thing to waste!
  • Anarchy always! Naps never! Anarchy always! Naps never!
  • Not the boss of us! Not the boss of us!
  • Blood and gore and violence! When do we want it, now! Blood and gore and violence! When do we want it, now!
  • All we are saying: that life is a sin! All we are saying: that life is a sin!

Riot Cop

  • Go back to Russia!
  • Why can't these kids just let people live in peace?
  • Damn this videogame war!!
  • I hope you choke on your cause!
  • Memo to hippies: Everyone hates you!
  • I'm using new lemon-scented tear gas!
  • Look! It's Bob Dylan! Psyche! 
  • I smell overtime!
  • It's all about the rubber bullets!
  • Protest this!

Ralph Wiggum

  • My game doesn't taste right.
  • My game is my new babysitter. I like it better than my old babysitter, Big Mutha Truckers.
  • I wanna pick your nose!

Martin Prince

  • If whoever wedgied me would please step forward, I promise I won't press charges.
  • Tonight we dine in hell!
  • Any last words?
  • I'm sure when I'm a successful adult, all my childhood humiliations won't matter anymore. 

Nelson Muntz

  • This is for not worrying about more important things!
  • I'm the product of a broken system!

Kearney Zzyzwicz

  • Here's a little something I learnt in 'nam!
  • You adults just don't get it!
  • Video games are cool, but it's hard to beat Sunday brunch with The Times.

Uter Zorker

  • If I do not make it, please consume my body in the traditional way.
  • Prepare for an international incident!
  • I will make sugar with your bones.

Eddie

  • Eddie likes to hurt people.
  • You want to come back here. I want to go to Cleveland. Neither's gonna happen, okay?

Lou

  • That mob is going down!
  • Uh, some day I'll tell you the truth about back here, but for now I just have to say good day.
  • Time for Lou to bring peace!

Clancy Wiggum

  • Nothing to see here. Move along.
  • You can't come back here! But that doesn't mean there isn't anything back here, because that's just crazy.
  • Leave me alone, I just lost the eating contest.
  • Wow, is it riot season already?
  • Don't make me come over there. Okay, you've called my bluff.
  • Gee, kids and adults fighting. This city's really gone to hell.
  • I am testing the range of my new megaphone. If you can hear me, keep brawling. Great, thank you!
  • Ah, you can't come back here because...there's gonna be a surprise party for you...and it isn't ready yet. Yeah, yeah.
  • Hey, those people are fighting! Someone call 911!
  • That housewife is going down!
  • Eddie, Lou, there's fighting over there. We gotta hide!
  • Hey Eddie, give me the video camera. Maybe we can sell this to the news!
The Simpsons Game
Levels The Land of ChocolateBartman BeginsAround the World in 80 BitesLisa the Tree HuggerMob RulesEnter the CheatrixThe Day of the DolphinShadow of the Colossal DonutInvasion of the Yokel-SnatchersBargain BinNeverQuestGrand Theft ScratchyMedal of HomerBig Super Happy Fun Fun GameFive Characters in Search of an AuthorGame Over
Characters HomerBartLisaMargeMaggieEnemiesWhite Chocolate RabbitWill WrightMatt GroeningGodAbraham Simpson
Powers Homer BallHeli-HomerGumi-HomerBartmanHand of BuddhaMarge's Megaphone
References/TriviaAppearancesCreditsExtrasQuotes

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