Milhouse: I don't want to live in a world without Bart! [jumps down a cliff into the water]
Marge: Can he swim?
Bart: [cool] What do you think?
Marge: Maggie, that's not what you do with a hymnal! [she sees Homer flossing his teeth with a Bible's bookmark] Homer!
Homer: What? I forgot to floss today. [Marge snatches the book away from him]
Bart: We tried to break up your parents and we broke up mine!
Milhouse: Wanna call my therapist and tell her how you feel? (dials into his cell phone) Hello, Dr. Wexler?
Dr. Wexler: [over phone] Stop calling me! I'm on my honeymoon! [to her husband] Yeah, it's that weird kid again.
Homer: Fifteen dollars to infect your kids! Now featuring the Pox box! [disclaimer fast] Pox Box not recommended for pregnant or nursing women. As with any disease box, results may vary. [normal] Pox box!
Bart: Mom, Dad, I'd pay you a kajillion dollars for you and Marge to get together again.
Homer: Make it 2 kajillion.
Homer: We'll lose the first kajillion to taxes.
Bart: Now, we'll get my mom and dad's attention, and you shove the dummy in the water. Any questions?
Milhouse: Yeah, what are you going as for Halloween?
Bart: Pile of dog doo. Let's roll.
Bart: This is all my fault. I put the bra in Milhouse's parent's bed.
Homer: Why, you little... [Grunting while strangling Bart]
Milhouse: [noticing his parents kissing] Sweet Lizzie McGuire!
Bart: You think that's traumatic? [he opens the bathroom door and we see Homer in only underwear with a face on his belly]
Homer: Mr. Stomach, are you hungry? [he now talks through the face using the belly button as the mouth, moving it as he talks] I'm always hungry! Now make with the pizza, fatso! [he chuckles and then it's Homer talking normally You're the stomach. [he shoves a pizza in his belly, making eating sounds, and then stops once he notices Bart] I have to do this for work. [he closes the door]