Nurse: Let me explain from behind this cage. Now, your pills have become very expensive, and no one could give a rat's ass about you. So after a lot of thought, we decided to let you go cold turkey. For those of you who survive the night, we'll be having waffles.

Jasper Beardly: Ooh waffles!

Grampa Simpson: I didn't die in Word War Two just to be pushed around by some pill-hoarding hussy! I'm gonna fight this thing!

(Grampa storms out the room)

Old Jewish Man: Agh, he's crazy, but what are you gonna do? He's young.

Apu: Homer! Tell Mr. Ned to stop trying to convert me!

Ned: I was just telling him how brave he is to worship a false god.

Apu: I do not worship one god, ok? I worship a whole superteam of deities that- (gets pinched by Ned) Ow, ow! OK, he just pinched me!

Ned: Well, where's your superteam now?

Homer: Listen, you two! I'll tell you who the true god is IF you're both quiet for the rest of the trip!

Ned: But the Bible says-

Apu: But the infinite-

Homer: (unbuckling his seat belt and turning towards the back) "All right, I'm comin' back there!"

Apu: Save me, Shiva!

Ned: Why don't you just call out for Hawkman?

Apu: Why don't you shut up!

Grampa: Homer, are you sure you can fly this thing?

Homer: We'll make it, Dad, on a wing and a prayer.

(One of the wings snaps off)

Homer: Dammit!