Homer: Are you sure this is the Sci-Fi Convention? It's full of nerds!
(Neil Armstrong, to his publicist, regarding his lack of popularity at the convention)
Neil Armstrong: This is one small stop towards firing your ass!
Hamill: Hey, thanks, everybody. You know, I'm here today as Luke Skywalker, but I'm also here ... to talk about Sprint. As you can see, you stand to save up to seventeen cents a month over the more dependable providers.
Database: Daaah, talk about "Star Wars"!
Crowd: (together) Yeah!
Homer: You stupid nerds! He's trying to save you money on long-distance!
Hamill: "Star Wars", eh? Well, let me ask you this: how many of you have ever dreamed of being in that movie? (the crowd goes wild with "me's") Well, you're in luck. 'Cause we're gonna act out a scene, and I'll need a volunteer to play Obi Wan.
Lenny: Mark, Mark, Mark, pick me, my whole life has been leading to this moment!
Carl: Ah like hell it has, if anybody's gonna play Obi it's me!
Professor Frink: All right step away you foolish amateurs, just keep back, keep out of it. The role is mine, with the acting and the groupies and the 'Luke, Like save me' with the light saber and the Vwing, Vwing, Vwiiiiing.