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Mayonnaise and Mermelade

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Mayonnaise and Marmelade is song by NRBQ. It appeared in the of eleventh season "Take My Wife, Sleaze".

Lyrics Edit

You showed me everything, you took me by the hand.
Puppy dogs and Lincoln Logs and castles made of sand.
You gave me the courage to spread my newborn wings,
Like mayonnaise and marmalade and other spreadable things.
So I guess you are my hero, and there's something you should know.
I want to make it clear, so I'm gonna sing it slow.
If you weren't a man and my father, too.
I'd buy you a diamond ring, and then I'd marry you.

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