- “Homer Simpsons! That's a dilly of a pickle. Hey let's conference you with Marge...”
- ―Ned Flanders (to Homer over the phone)
Homer is struggling to overcome his feelings for Mindy. In one his final bursts of desperation, he runs to a phone booth and calls the hotline. Homer is horrified when Ned Flanders picks up and starts to call Marge. Homer screams and topples the phone booth over while he is still in it. This sparks a fantasy. 
The hotline's number is: "KL5-1680"