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- Reverend Lovejoy: And by the power vested in me - by you, just now - I pronounce you king and trophy queen. In the name of the Henry, the Hank, and the Holy Harry. Amen. Henry.
- Henry VIII: Now, let's put a son in the oven.
- Anne Boleyn: Oh, Henry!
- Marge Simpson: (to Lisa) It's not your fault. It's just that you came out the wrong sex and ruined everything.
- Homer Simpson: So grow a penis or get lost.
- Lisa Simpson: (grunts and struggles) I can't.
- Homer Simpson: Bye bye!
- Lisa Simpson (reading the titles on the posters on the library walls): Everybody Poops: The Video? Yu-Gi-Oh! Price Guides? there are hardly any books at all."
- Milhouse: No books? But Krabappel wants a paper on Henry the Eighth, and I have to score at least a pumpkin sticker or better on it.
- Sacagawea (Lisa): Ingrates! After all I did for them! oh, warm woolly rock, you are my only friend (the "rock" turns out to be a mountain lion. she tries to escape but she stumbles. Lewis and Clark jumps behind her holding their jackets open)
- Lewis (Lenny): We're big!
- Clark (Carl): We're big!
- Lewis (Lenny): Which you mountain lions find terrifying (The lion gets scared and runs off)
- Sacagawea (Lisa): They remember what I taught them!
- Clark (Carl): Of course we did! we would never forget you, Pocahontas.
- Sacagawea (Lisa): It's Sacagawea!
- Clark (Carl): Gesundheit!
- (Everyone in the Mozart concert starts to sleep)
- Mozart (Bart): (Gasps) People bored with opera? That's impossible!
- Antonio (Lisa): (Holding a glass of wine) To failure, dear brother. (She drinks the wine and realizes there was sleeping potion on it) Oops! (falls asleep)
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Treehouse of Horror XIV ā¢ My Mother the Carjacker ā¢ The President Wore Pearls ā¢ The Regina Monologues ā¢ The Fat and the Furriest ā¢ Today, I Am a Clown ā¢ 'Tis the Fifteenth Season ā¢ Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays ā¢ I, D'oh-Bot ā¢ Diatribe of a Mad Housewife ā¢ Margical History Tour ā¢ Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore ā¢ Smart and Smarter ā¢ The Ziff Who Came to Dinner ā¢ Co-Dependent's Day ā¢ The Wandering Juvie ā¢ My Big Fat Geek Wedding ā¢ Catch 'Em if You Can ā¢ Simple Simpson ā¢ The Way We Weren't ā¢ Bart-Mangled Banner ā¢ Fraudcast News |