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ā—„ Diatribe of a Mad Housewife
Margical History Tour
Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore ā–ŗ
Reverend Lovejoy: And by the power vested in me - by you, just now - I pronounce you king and trophy queen. In the name of the Henry, the Hank, and the Holy Harry. Amen. Henry.
Henry VIII: Now, let's put a son in the oven.
Anne Boleyn: Oh, Henry!

Marge Simpson: (to Lisa) It's not your fault. It's just that you came out the wrong sex and ruined everything.
Homer Simpson: So grow a penis or get lost.
Lisa Simpson: (grunts and struggles) I can't.
Homer Simpson: Bye bye!

Lisa Simpson (reading the titles on the posters on the library walls): Everybody Poops: The Video? Yu-Gi-Oh! Price Guides? there are hardly any books at all."
Milhouse: No books? But Krabappel wants a paper on Henry the Eighth, and I have to score at least a pumpkin sticker or better on it.

Sacagawea (Lisa): Ingrates! After all I did for them! oh, warm woolly rock, you are my only friend (the "rock" turns out to be a mountain lion. she tries to escape but she stumbles. Lewis and Clark jumps behind her holding their jackets open)
Lewis (Lenny): We're big!
Clark (Carl): We're big!
Lewis (Lenny): Which you mountain lions find terrifying (The lion gets scared and runs off)
Sacagawea (Lisa): They remember what I taught them!
Clark (Carl): Of course we did! we would never forget you, Pocahontas.
Sacagawea (Lisa): It's Sacagawea!
Clark (Carl): Gesundheit!

(Everyone in the Mozart concert starts to sleep)
Mozart (Bart): (Gasps) People bored with opera? That's impossible!
Antonio (Lisa): (Holding a glass of wine) To failure, dear brother. (She drinks the wine and realizes there was sleeping potion on it) Oops! (falls asleep)


ā—„ Season 14 Season 15 Quotes Season 16 ā–ŗ
Treehouse of Horror XIV ā€¢ My Mother the Carjacker ā€¢ The President Wore Pearls ā€¢ The Regina Monologues ā€¢ The Fat and the Furriest ā€¢ Today, I Am a Clown ā€¢ 'Tis the Fifteenth Season ā€¢ Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays ā€¢ I, D'oh-Bot ā€¢ Diatribe of a Mad Housewife ā€¢ Margical History Tour ā€¢ Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore ā€¢ Smart and Smarter ā€¢ The Ziff Who Came to Dinner ā€¢ Co-Dependent's Day ā€¢ The Wandering Juvie ā€¢ My Big Fat Geek Wedding ā€¢ Catch 'Em if You Can ā€¢ Simple Simpson ā€¢ The Way We Weren't ā€¢ Bart-Mangled Banner ā€¢ Fraudcast News
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