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Lindsey Naegle: Let's kill every child...friendly thing in town!
Marge: I got the Roofi tickets! I got them fair and square and I kept my dignity. Not like Janie's mom…
Homer: (while Maggie has Homer's nose in tongs) Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!
Marge: Whatever… (walks away)
Homer: Hmmmm! Hmmm!!
Roofi: How's the crowd, Steve?
Steve: Awful fussy…
Roofi: You're kidding me, did you make funny faces? (Steve nods) You did? Did you jiggle your keys?
Steve: I did it all, man!
Marge: The first thing were going to need is money.
[The restaurant is suddenly deserted and the sound of crickets can be heard]
Luigi: I'ma so sorry Marge, But I guess'a you gett'a da bill'a. [The room is suddenly deserted and the sound of crickets can be heard] Aww, for the love a' pizza!
Man: Luigi Risotto?
Luigi: That'sa me!
Man: I'm from the U.S Immigration Department.
[The room is suddenly deserted and the sound of crickets can be heard]
[While at the Roofi concert handling the riot]
Lou: I don’t feel right clubbing women and children, Chief.
Chief Wiggum: I hear ya. Some days are tougher than others. Just close your eyes and club. (The babies swarm over the cops, knocking them to the ground) This is it, boys, we’ll have to tummy kiss our way out!
Bart: (to Marge) Mom, I locked your keys in the car.
Marge: Then wait in the shadows!
Bart: (holding up Marge's purse) Also, Maggie puked in your purse again.
Comic Book Guy: The only petitions that I sign are to bring back canceled sitcoms, thank you. America needs the wisdom of "Herman's Head" now more than ever.
Homer: (to Marge) Honey, this marriage is a partnership. When you fall, I pick you up. And when you can't finish a sandwich, I eat that sandwich.