|image = Marge_vs..jpg
|Episode Number = 321
|productionCode = FABF03
|originalAirdate = January 4, 2004
|blackboardText = kids make the rules not adults
|couchGag = The Simpsons try to sit on the couch without getting hit by knives.
|Show Runner = Al Jean
|Written By = Jon Vitti
|Directed By = Bob Anderson
|specialGuestVoices = Krystal meadows as Emily shantess
Janet varney as korra
"Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays" (also known by its alternative title "Marge vs. Everyone") is the eighth episode of Season 15.
After Lindsey Naegle forms an anti-children group, Marge fights back with a rocking event led with Mr. Burns' power. The episode originally aired on January 4, 2004. It was written by Jon Vitti and was directed by Bob Anderson.
When Bart and Lisa fight over which show they should watch, they accidentally change the channel to a show hosted by a children's entertainer named Roofi. This does not appeal to Bart and Lisa, but Maggie likes it so much Marge buys her a Roofi CD to be played everywhere, 24 hours a day without end, much to the annoyance of Bart, Lisa, and Homer, who's obvious dislike of the song is second to Maggie's like of it. Marge still refuses to let them turn it off or watch anything else. Marge goes as far as to even buy tickets to Roofi's concert, which is to be held at Cletus Spuckler's farm. However, thanks to the person who promoted the concert, it ends up packed and begins to rain causing all the babies diapers to become wet. Soon, a riot ensues with the babies referred to as "Tot Offensive".
In a response to the disaster, all the childless adults of Springfield, outraged at paying high taxes for the damages the babies have caused are revolted. Lindsey Naegle arrives to form an anti-youth group named "Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples And Teens And Gays Against Parasitic Parents" (SSCCATAGAPP) to lobby and deprive Springfield of all child-friendly things. but 12 year old emily sanchess lead singer of emily sanchess and the rainbow rockers" decides to turn lindseys group into a kids vs adults battle of the bands and sings a song about it with bart and lisa as her back up singers Let's Have a Battle (Of the Bands) and the kids argue with the adults on who will win bart lisa sherri terri nelson and millhouse start their own kids band called power rockers while marge homer lenny carl and lindsey start their band called the misfits marge calls herself phezzaz while homer calls himself rocky then emily anouces the battle will begin tomorow at springfeild park
the next day bart and lisa brush their teeth together and prepare for the show bart asks will they win lisa dosnt know but one thing she does know is that when the two come together they can do anything and grab the giutars and are ready to rock the show when they get out sherri terri millhouse and nelson are waiting outside for them both and the kids hop into the limo for the show and when they get their the other competing bands are their and hope they win then the power rockers are called on to the stage and lisa the lead singer gets in to a singer pose and sings their song rainbow rocks the crowd loves it and the power rockers win the battle of the bands mako the lead giutarist of emily shantess gives the winners their trophy and a case full of money then the missfits arivve too late and see them with the trophy rocky aka homer tries to get to it but the missfits are thrown out by security gaurds bart is in his room polishing the trophy and talks about how their parents are doing in jail but lisa knew bart would be polishing the trophy buy the end of the week and the two singers hug
.while in Springfield jail marge consols homer about their loss to the kids and the both go to sleep in their cell
The concert is a spoof of the Woodstock Festival and Altamont Music Festival. Like Woodstock, the event was held on a farm (owned by Cletus Spuckler) and caused expensive damage to the property, and more people showed up at the concert than intended. Babies are also seen cavorting in stereotypical hippie fashion; passing around pacifiers like bongs and dancing naked. Like Altamont, the outcome of the concert turned into a public-relations disaster for a certain group (in Altamont's case, the hippie counter-culture; in the Roofi case, for parents with children). The Rolling Stones' "Gimme Shelter" is played over scenes before the concert; likely a reference to the concert movie Gimme Shelter which documented the Altamont festival.