The Magna Carta Song is a song sung by Bart, Lisa, and Marge in Realty Bites. It is sung to the tune of Camptown Races.


Lisa: In 1215 at Runnymede,

Doo-dah, doo-dah. 

The nobles and the king agreed,

Oh, de doo-dah day.

Bart: We should have lived together first.

Bart, Lisa, and Marge: On the closing day,

The escrow agents pay.

Taxes, liens and interests, too,

Thanks to Fanny Mae.

Bart: They back your bank.