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- Kearney: Give me your lunch money.
- Wendell: But it's after lunch!
- Kearney: It's just an expression. Like, kick your butt could involve no kicking whatsoever.
- Lugash: (to gymnast) For next exercise, put hands on hips, jump out window and go tell parents to STOP WASTING MY TIME WITH FAILURE CHILD!!!
- Marge: (about Bart) I knew it was serious when he said he didn't want ice cream!
- Bart: I did want ice cream.
- Marge: Well, your father ate it all.
- Ralph: (after Lisa falls asleep) You're like my mommy after her box of wine.
- Lugash: You girls were great! Cats back for everyone!
- Tina: I had a dog.
- Lugash: Is cat now!
- Lisa: (thinking) Wow! I'm finally passing as a college student! And they don't have a blue's clue! (giggles) Whoops. Gotta age it up. (clears throat) Life sucks.
- Tina: Totally.
- Lisa: Whew.
- Janey: We're gonna roll down this hill.
- Lisa: Can I come?
- Milhouse: I don't know. Are you sure you're not too college for us?
- (Rolls down)
- Janey: Yeah, sorry we can't be too college! (Rolls down)
- (Ralph stares blankly and rolls down with no comment.)
- Nelson: Hey, Einstein. What's a million plus a million?
- Lisa: Two million.
- Nelson: So? (Rolls down)
- Homer: I was trying to throw Bart over the roof and he got stuck in this tree. Marge, where's my pellet gun?
- Marge: In the tree!
- Gracie Films Logo: Shh!
- Lisa: Ich bin ein Gymnast.
- (Lisa gets into a car with the college students)
- Ralph: See you tomorrow, Lisa! We'll find out what five minus three is! (the college students stare at Lisa)
- Lisa: I'm a teacher's aide in a very special class...
- Ralph: No Lisa, We're both in the same... (Lisa steps in the car's gas pedal)
- Lisa: Go! Go! Go! (the car accelerates and they leave Ralph behind)
- Ralph: Why do people run from me? (pees his pants)
- Bart: (hiding in an air vent) Does this thing suck or blow? (realizing as he gets sucked in) SUUUCK!
ā Season 12 | Season 13 Quotes | Season 14 āŗ |
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Treehouse of Horror XII ā¢ The Parent Rap ā¢ Homer the Moe ā¢ A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love ā¢ The Blunder Years ā¢ She of Little Faith ā¢ Brawl in the Family ā¢ Sweets and Sour Marge ā¢ Jaws Wired Shut ā¢ Half-Decent Proposal ā¢ The Bart Wants What it Wants ā¢ The Lastest Gun in the West ā¢ The Old Man and the Key ā¢ Tales from the Public Domain ā¢ Blame it on Lisa ā¢ Weekend at Burnsie's ā¢ Gump Roast ā¢ I Am Furious (Yellow) ā¢ The Sweetest Apu ā¢ Little Girl in the Big Ten ā¢ The Frying Game ā¢ Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge |