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The Sweetest Apu
Little Girl in the Big Ten
The Frying Game
Ralph: Why do people run from me? (urinates on himself)

Kearney: Give me your lunch money.
Wendell: But it's after lunch!
Kearney: It's just an expression. Like, kick your butt could involve no kicking whatsoever.

Lugash: (to gymnast) For next exercise, put hands on hips, jump out window and go tell parents to STOP WASTING MY TIME WITH FAILURE CHILD!!!

Marge: (about Bart) I knew it was serious when he said he didn't want ice cream!
Bart: I did want ice cream.
Marge: Well, your father ate it all.

Ralph: (after Lisa falls asleep) You're like my mommy after her box of wine.

Lugash: You girls were great! Cats back for everyone!
Tina: I had a dog.
Lugash: Is cat now!

Janey: We're gonna roll down this hill.
Lisa: Can I come?
Milhouse: I don't know. Are you sure you're not too college for us?
(Rolls down)
Janey: Yeah, sorry we can't be too college! (Rolls down)
(Ralph stares blankly and rolls down with no comment.)
Nelson: Hey, Einstein. What's a million plus a million?
Lisa: Two million.
Nelson: So? (Rolls down)

Homer: I was trying to throw Bart over the roof and he got stuck in this tree. Marge, where's my pellet gun?
Marge: In the tree!

Gracie Films Logo: Shh!
Lisa: Ich bin ein Gymnast.

(Lisa enters in a car with the college students)
Ralph: See you tomorrow, Lisa! We'll find out what five minus three is! (the college students stare at Lisa)
Lisa: I'm a teacher's aid in a very special class...
Ralph: No Lisa, We're both in... (Lisa steps in the car's gas pedal)
Lisa: Go! Go! Go! (the car accelerates and they leave Ralph behind)
Ralph: Why do people run from me? (wet his pants)


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Treehouse of Horror XIIThe Parent RapHomer the MoeA Hunka Hunka Burns in LoveThe Blunder YearsShe of Little FaithBrawl in the FamilySweets and Sour MargeJaws Wired ShutHalf-Decent ProposalThe Bart Wants What It WantsThe Lastest Gun in the WestThe Old Man and the KeyTales from the Public DomainBlame It on LisaWeekend at Burnsie'sGump RoastI Am Furious (Yellow)The Sweetest ApuLittle Girl in the Big TenThe Frying GamePoppa's Got a Brand New Badge

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