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The following is a list of chalkboard gags seen on The Simpsons.

Season 1 Edit

# Airdate Screenshot Gag Episode title
1 December 17, 1989 No Image Available no gag Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
2 January 14, 1990 Chalkboard gag (Bart the Genius) I will not waste chalk Bart the Genius
3 January 21, 1990 Chalkboard gag (Homer's Odyssey) I will not skateboard in the halls Homer's Odyssey
4 January 28, 1990 Chalkboard gag (There's No Disgrace Like Home) I will not burp in class There's No Disgrace Like Home
5 February 4, 1990 No Image Available no gag - shortened opening due to time Bart the General
6 February 11, 1990 OrigianlChalkboardS1E06 I will not instigate revolution Moaning Lisa
7 February 18, 1990 Chalk Gag Season 1 Epicsode 7 I will not draw naked ladies in class The Call of the Simpsons
8 February 25, 1990 Chalk Gag Season 1 Episode 8 I did not see Elvis The Telltale Head
9 March 18, 1990 No Image Available no gag - shortened opening due to time Life on the Fast Lane
10 March 25, 1990 Chalk Gag Season 1 Episode 10 I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" Homer's Night Out
11 April 15, 1990 Chalk Gag Season 1 Episode 11 Garlic gum is not funny The Crepes of Wrath
12 April 29, 1990 Chalkboard gag (Krusty Gets Busted) They are laughing at me, not with me Krusty Gets Busted
13 May 13, 1990 Chalkboard gag (Some Enchanted Evening)

I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom

NOTE:This was originally the first chalkboard gag.

Some Enchanted Evening

Season 2 Edit

# Airdate Screenshot Gag Episode title
14 October 11, 1990 CE1 I will not encourage others to fly. Bart Gets an "F"
15 October 18, 1990 2CE2 Tar is not a plaything. Simpson and Delilah
16 October 25, 1990 no gag Treehouse of Horror
17 November 1, 1990 2CE4

I will not Xerox my butt.

It's potato, Not potatoe. (Alternate 1992 Rerun Version)

Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish
18 November 8, 1990 2CE5 I will not trade pants with others. Dancin' Homer
19 November 15, 1990 2CE6 I am not a 32 year old woman (Which at the time the voice of Bart, Nancy Cartwright was.) Dead Putting Society
20 November 22, 1990 2CE7 I will not do that thing with my tongue. Bart vs. Thanksgiving
21 December 6, 1990 2CE8 I will not drive the principal's car. Bart the Daredevil
22 December 20, 1990 2CE9 I will not pledge allegiance to Bart. Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
23 January 10, 1991 2CE10 I will not sell school property. (Same as Bart's Dog gets an F.) Bart Gets Hit by a Car
24 January 24, 1991 2CE11 I will not cut corners. (This is written for only 6 lines. The remaining lines are all "ditto" quotation marks.) One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
25 January 31, 1991 2CE12 I will not get very far with this attitude. The Way We Was
26 February 7, 1991 2CE13 I will not make flatulent noises in class. Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
27 February 14, 1991 2CE14 I will not belch the national anthem. Principal Charming
28 February 21, 1991 2CE15 I will not sell land in Florida. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
29 March 7, 1991 2CE16 I will not sell school property. (Same as Bart Gets Hit by a Car) Bart's Dog Gets an F
30 March 28, 1991 2CE17 I will not grease the monkey bars. Old Money
31 April 11, 1991 2CE18 I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment. Brush with Greatness
32 April 25, 1991 no gag Lisa's Substitute
33 May 2, 1991 2CE20 I will not do anything bad ever again. The War of the Simpsons
34 May 9, 1991 2CE21 I will not show off. (Written in Blackletter.) Three Men and a Comic Book
35 July 11, 1991 2CE22 I will not sleep through my education. Blood Feud

Season 3 Edit

# Airdate Screenshot Gag Episode title
36 September 19, 1991 3CE1 I am not a dentist Stark Raving Dad
37 September 26, 1991 3CE2 Spitwads are not free speech Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington
38 October 3, 1991 3CE3 Nobody likes sunburn slappers When Flanders Failed
39 October 10, 1991 3CE4 High explosives and school don't mix (And during the episode: I will not bribe Principal Skinner) Bart the Murderer
40 October 17, 1991 3CE5 I will not squeak chalk (Bart makes the chalk squeak as he writes this.) Homer Defined
41 October 24, 1991 3CE6 I will finish what I sta (written only once as the text would be: I will finish what I started) Like Father, Like Clown
42 October 31, 1991 no gag Treehouse of Horror II
43 November 7, 1991 3CE8 "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender Lisa's Pony
44 November 14, 1991 3CE9 I will not fake rabies Saturdays of Thunder
45 November 21, 1991 3CE10 Underwear should be worn on the inside Flaming Moe's
46 December 5, 1991 3CE11 The Christmas Pageant does not stink Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
47 December 26, 1991 3CE12 I will not torment the emotionally frail I Married Marge
48 January 9, 1992 3CE13 I will not carve gods Radio Bart
49 January 23, 1992 no gag Lisa the Greek
50 February 6, 1992 3CE15 I will not spank others Homer Alone
51 February 13, 1992 no gag Bart the Lover
52 February 20, 1992 3CE17 I will not aim for the head(In this episode, a major character was hit in the head by a pitch during a baseball game.) Homer at the Bat
53 February 27, 1992 3CE18 I will not barf unless I'm sick (And during the episode: I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty) Separate Vocations
54 March 12, 1992 3CE19 I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge Dog of Death
55 March 26, 1992 3CE20 I will not conduct my own fire drills Colonel Homer
56 April 9, 1992 3CE21 Funny noises are not funny Black Widower
57 April 23, 1992 3CE22 I will not spin the turtle The Otto Show
58 May 7, 1992 3CE23 I will not snap bras Bart's Friend Falls in Love
59 August 27, 1992 3CE24 I will not fake seizures Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?

Season 4 Edit

# Airdate Screenshot Gag Episode title
60 September 24, 1992 Simpsons-punishment This punishment is not boring and pointless Kamp Krusty
61 October 1, 1992 Simpsons-death My name is not "Dr. Death" A Streetcar Named Marge
62 October 8, 1992 Simpsons-orleans I will not defame New Orleans(This was due to complaints regarding the previous episode's song about New Orleans.) Homer the Heretic
63 October 15, 1992 The-Simpsons-s04e04-Lisa-The-Beauty-Queen I will not prescribe medication Lisa the Beauty Queen
64 October 29, 1992 no gag Treehouse of Horror III
65 November 3, 1992 I will not bury the new kid (During the episode, Marge writes "I will try to raise a better child.") Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie
66 November 5, 1992 The-Simpsons-s04e07-Marge-Gets-a-Job I will not teach others to fly Marge Gets a Job
67 November 12, 1992 I will not bring sheep to class New Kid on the Block
68 November 19, 1992 Chalk gag a burp is not an answer A burp is not an answer Mr. Plow
69 December 3, 1992 The-Simpsons-s04e10-Lisas-First-Word Teacher is not a leper Lisa's First Word
70 December 17, 1992 Simpsons-coffee Coffee is not for kids (Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled.) Homer's Triple Bypass
71 January 14, 1993 The-Simpsons-s04e12-Marge-vs.-the-Monorail I will not eat things for money Marge vs. the Monorail
72 January 21, 1993 The-Simpsons-s04e13-Selmas-Choice I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call Selma's Choice
73 February 4, 1993 The-Simpsons-s04e14-Brother-from-the-Same-Planet The principal's toupée is not a frisbee Brother from the Same Planet
74 February 11, 1993 The-Simpsons-s04e15-I-Love-Lisa I will not call the principal "spud head" I Love Lisa
75 February 18, 1993 Goldfish dont bounce Goldfish don't bounce Duffless
76 March 11, 1993 The-Simpsons-s04e17-Last-Exit-To-Springfield Mud is not one of the 4 food groups Last Exit to Springfield
77 April 1, 1993 The-Simpsons-s04e18-So-Its-Come-To-This -A-Simpsons-Clip-Show No one is interested in my underpants So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show
78 April 15, 1993 The-Simpsons-s04e19-The-Front I will not sell miracle cures The Front
79 April 29, 1993 Simpsons-dog I will return the seeing-eye dog Whacking Day
80 May 6, 1993 The-Simpsons-s04e21-Marge-in-Chains I do not have diplomatic immunity Marge in Chains
81 May 13, 1993 The-Simpsons-s04e22-Krusty-Gets-Cancelled I will not charge admission to the bathroom Krusty Gets Kancelled

Season 5 Edit

# Airdate Screenshot Gag Episode title
82 September 30, 1993 5CE1 I will never win an Emmy (Nine Emmy awards had been won by the show and cast by show's date) Homer's Barbershop Quartet
83 October 7, 1993 5CE2 The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy Cape Feare
84 October 14, 1993 no gag Homer Goes to College
85 October 21, 1993 no gag Rosebud
86 October 28, 1993 no gag Treehouse of Horror IV
87 November 4, 1993 no gag Marge on the Lam
88 November 11, 1993 no gag Bart's Inner Child
89 November 18, 1993 no gag Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood
90 December 9, 1993 5CE9 All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy The Last Temptation of Homer
91 December 16, 1993 5CE10 I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause(which actually happens later on in Trash of the Titans) $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)
92 January 6, 1994 5CE11 I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers Homer the Vigilante
93 February 3, 1994 5CE12 My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man Bart Gets Famous
94 February 10, 1994 Chalk gag i will not go near the kidergarden turtle I will not go near the kindergarten turtle Homer and Apu
95 February 17, 1994 no gag Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
96 February 24, 1994 no gag Deep Space Homer
97 March 17, 1994 Simpsons-saucy I am not delightfully saucy Homer Loves Flanders
98 March 31, 1994 Simpsons-organ Organ transplants are best left to the professionals Bart Gets an Elephant
99 April 14, 1994 Simpsons-pledge The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan" Burns' Heir
100 April 28, 1994 Simpsons-milestones I will not celebrate meaningless milestones(100th episode) Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
101 May 5, 1994 Simpsons-businesses There are plenty of businesses like show business The Boy Who Knew Too Much
102 May 12, 1994 Simpsons-transmit I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball Lady Bouvier's Lover
103 May 19, 1994 Simpsons-gun Five days is not too long to wait for a gun Secrets of a Successful Marriage

Season 6 Edit

# Airdate Screenshot Gag Episode title
104 September 4, 1994 Beans are neither a fruit nor musical (This takes us back to "Whacking Day") Bart of Darkness
105 September 11, 1994 No one is interested in my underpants (same as episode 77) Lisa's Rival
106 September 25, 1994 I will not use abbrev. Another Simpsons Clip Show
107 October 2, 1994 I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr. Itchy & Scratchy Land
108 October 9, 1994 no gag Sideshow Bob Roberts
109 October 30, 1994 no gag Treehouse of Horror V
110 November 6, 1994 I will not send lard through the mail Bart's Girlfriend
111 November 13, 1994 I will not dissect things unless instructed Lisa on Ice
112 November 27, 1994 I will not whittle hall passes out of soap Homer Badman
113 December 4, 1994 My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man(recycled from 1F11) Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
114 December 18, 1994 Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough Fear of Flying
115 January 8, 1995 Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal Homer the Great
116 January 22, 1995 'Bagman' is not a legitimate career choice And Maggie Makes Three
117 February 5, 1995 Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does Bart's Comet
118 February 12, 1995 Next time it could be me on the scaffolding Homie the Clown
119 February 19, 1995 I will not hang donuts on my person Bart vs. Australia
120 February 26, 1995 I will remember to take my medication Homer vs. Patty and Selma
121 March 5, 1995 no gag A Star is Burns
122 March 19, 1995 .= I will not strut around like I own the place. Lisa's Wedding
123 April 9, 1995 The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far. Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
124 April 16, 1995 I do not have power of attorney over first graders. The PTA Disbands
125 April 30, 1995 Nerve gas is not a toy. 'Round Springfield
126 May 7, 1995 I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface. The Springfield Connection
127 May 14, 1995 The First Amendment does not cover burping. Lemon of Troy
128 May 21, 1995 This is not a clue... or is it? (part 1 of "Who Shot Mr. Burns?". Gag is also seen in The Simpsons Road Rage.) Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)

Season 7 Edit

# Airdate Screenshot Gag Episode title
129 September 17, 1995 I will not complain about the solution when I hear it (part 2 of "Who Shot Mr. Burns?") Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)
130 September 24, 1995 "Bewitched" does not promote Satanism Radioactive Man
131 October 1, 1995 No one wants to hear from my armpits Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
132 October 8, 1995 I am not a lean mean spitting machine Bart Sells His Soul
133 October 15, 1995 The boys' room is not a water park Lisa the Vegetarian
134 October 29, 1995 no gag Treehouse of Horror VI
135 November 5, 1995 Indian burns are not our cultural heritage King-Size Homer
136 November 19, 1995 no gag Mother Simpson
137 November 26, 1995 Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
138 December 3, 1995 I will only do this once a year ("The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular," a clip show) The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular
139 December 17, 1995 I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist Marge Be Not Proud
140 January 7, 1996 I am not certified to remove asbestos Team Homer
141 January 14, 1996 no gag Two Bad Neighbors
142 February 4, 1996 no gag Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield
143 February 11, 1996 no gag Bart the Fink
144 February 18, 1996 no gag Lisa the Iconoclast
145 February 25, 1996 no gag Homer the Smithers
146 March 17, 1996 no gag The Day the Violence Died
147 March 24, 1996 no gag A Fish Called Selma
148 March 31, 1996 no gag Bart on the Road
149 April 14, 1996 no gag 22 Short Films About Springfield
150 April 28, 1996 no gag Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
151 May 5, 1996 no gag Much Apu About Nothing
152 May 19, 1996 no gag Homerpalooza
153 May 19, 1996 no gag Summer of 4 Ft. 2

Season 8 Edit

# Airdate Screenshot Gag Episode title
154 October 27, 1996 no gag Treehouse of Horror VII
155 November 3, 1996 I did not learn everything I need to know from kindergarten. You Only Move Twice
156 November 10, 1996 I am not my long-lost twin. The Homer They Fall
157 November 17, 1996 no gag Burns, Baby Burns
158 November 24, 1996 no gag Bart After Dark
159 December 1, 1996 no gag A Milhouse Divided
160 December 15, 1996 no gag (But during the episode, Lisa writes "I will not be a snickerpuss.") Lisa's Date with Density
161 December 29, 1996 no gag Hurricane Neddy
162 January 5, 1997 no gag El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)
163 January 12, 1997 The truth is not out there("The Springfield Files," an X-Files parody episode) The Springfield Files
164 January 19, 1997 I am not licensed to do anything (referencing a James Bond movie) The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
165 February 2, 1997 no gag Mountain of Madness
166 February 7, 1997 I will not hide the teacher's Prozac Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious
167 February 9, 1997 no gag The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
168 February 16, 1997 no gag Homer's Phobia
169 February 23, 1997 no gag Brother from Another Series
170 March 2, 1997 no gag My Sister, My Sitter
171 March 16, 1997 no gag Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment
172 April 6, 1997 no gag Grade School Confidential
173 April 13, 1997 A fire drill does not demand a fire The Canine Mutiny
174 April 20, 1997 no gag The Old Man and the Lisa
175 April 27, 1997 no gag In Marge We Trust
176 May 4, 1997 no gag Homer's Enemy
177 May 11, 1997 no gag The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase
178 May 18, 1997 no gag The Secret War of Lisa Simpson

Season 9Edit

# Airdate Screenshot Gag Episode title
179 September 21, 1997 no gag The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
180 September 28, 1997 no gag The Principal and the Pauper
181 October 19, 1997 I no longer want my MTV(reference to the lyrics of the Dire Straits song Money for Nothing (song), and a possible jab at MTV's declining quality due to lack of music videos and music-related programming) Lisa's Sax
182 October 26, 1997 no gag Treehouse of Horror VIII
183 November 2, 1997 Everyone is tired of that Richard Gere story. The Cartridge Family
184 November 9, 1997 I did not invent Irish dancing. Bart Star
185 November 16, 1997 no gag The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons
186 November 23, 1997 I will not tease Fatty. Lisa the Skeptic
187 December 7, 1997 There was no Roman god named "Fartacus" Realty Bites
188 December 21, 1997 Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's red nose is not alcohol-related Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
189 January 4, 1998 no gag All Singing, All Dancing
190 January 11, 1998 no gag Bart Carny
191 February 8, 1998 Shooting paintballs is not an art form The Joy of Sect
192 February 15, 1998 no gag Das Bus
193 February 22, 1998 Pain is not the cleanser (Surprisingly, Ned Flanders shouted "Pain is the cleanser!" as he yanked his moustache in the episode Home Away from Homer.) The Last Temptation of Krust
194 March 1, 1998 Silly string is not a nasal spray. Dumbbell Indemnity
195 March 8, 1998 no gag Lisa the Simpson
196 March 22, 1998 I was told not to do this This Little Wiggy
197 March 29, 1998 My butt does not deserve a website. Simpson Tide
198 April 5, 1998 I will not demand what I'm worth (This is a reference to "The Voice" cast's recent demands for higher pay.) The Trouble with Trillions
199 April 19, 1998 no gag Girly Edition
200 April 26, 1998 ChalkboardGagS9CouchGagE22 I will not mess with the opening credits (This was actually the couch gag for this episode; the rest of the family runs into the classroom to find Bart already there writing on the board.) Trash of the Titans
201 May 3, 1998 no gag King of the Hill
202 May 10, 1998 I am not the new Dalai Lama. Lost Our Lisa
203 May 17, 1998 I was not the inspiration for "Kramer" (This episode aired three days after the last episode of "Seinfeld".) Natural Born Kissers

Season 10 Edit

# Airdate Screenshot Gag Episode title
204 August 23, 1998 no gag Lard of the Dance
205 September 20, 1998 I will not file frivolous lawsuits The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
206 September 27, 1998 no gag Bart the Mother
207 October 25, 1998 BartBlackboardHalloweenSpecial The Simpsons Halloween Special IX (This is written in blood with a paintbrush.) Treehouse of Horror IX
208 November 8, 1998 "butt.com" is not my e-mail address (This was changed to "butt.butt" in later airings since butt.com was revealed to be a real website. Butt.com still appeared in syndication, however.) When You Dish Upon a Star
209 November 15, 1998 No one cares what my definition of "is" is D'oh-in' in the Wind
210 November 22, 1998 I will not scream for ice cream Lisa Gets an "A"
211 December 6, 1998 I am not a licensed hairstylist Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"
212 December 20, 1998 "The President did it" is not an excuse (This aired a day after impeachment proceedings started against Bill Clinton). Mayored to the Mob
213 January 10, 1999 My mom is not dating Jerry Seinfeld Viva Ned Flanders
214 January 17, 1999 Sherri does not "got back" Wild Barts Can't Be Broken
215 January 31, 1999 I will not do "the dirty bird." (This episode aired the night of Super Bowl XXXIII, in which the Atlanta Falcons, for whom "The Dirty Bird" was a signature dance/celebration, played.) Sunday, Cruddy Sunday
216 February 7, 1999 No one cares about my sciatica. Homer to the Max
217 February 14, 1999 Hillbillies are people too. I'm with Cupid
218 February 21, 1999 Grammar is not a time of waste Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"
219 February 28, 1999 I do not have diplomatic immunity (Taken from 9F20) Make Room for Lisa
220 March 28, 1999 It does not suck to be you (A reference to a Prozzäk song) Maximum Homerdrive
221 April 4, 1999 I cannot absolve sins (during Lisa's dream in the episode: I will not deface using hieroglyphics where possible.) Simpsons Bible Stories
222 April 11, 1999 A trained ape could not teach gym Mom and Pop Art
223 April 25, 1999 Loose teeth don't need my help. The Old Man and the "C" Student
224 May 2, 1999 I have neither been there nor done that Monty Can't Buy Me Love
225 May 9, 1999 No one wants to hear from my armpits (repeated from 3F01) They Saved Lisa's Brain
226 May 16, 1999 I'm so very tired. (At this point, Bart had been doing these gags for ten seasons.) Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo

Season 11 Edit

# Airdate Screenshot Gag Episode title
227 September 26, 1999 Fridays are not "pants optional" (In Australia, Hamish and Andy (a comedy duo) have decided that Friday should be Pants off Friday.) Beyond Blunderdome
228 October 3, 1999 [Pork is not a verb (the irony is that "pork" is a verb, albeit a vulgar slang term, meaning "to have sexual intercourse with.) Brother's Little Helper
229 October 24, 1999 I am not the last Don (possibly a reference to the 1997 TV minseries of the same name, which starred Joe Mantegna, voice of recurring Simpsons character Fat Tony.) Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?
230 October 31, 1999 no gag Treehouse of Horror X
231 November 7, 1999 I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize. E-I-E-I-D'oh
232 November 14, 1999 I won't not use no double negatives (since three negatives are used, the sentence is true.) Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder
233 November 21, 1999 Indian burns are not our cultural heritage (repeated from 3F05.) Eight Misbehavin'
234 November 28, 1999 I can't see dead people (this is a reference to The Sixth Sense.) Take My Wife, Sleaze
235 December 19, 1999 I will not sell my kidney on eBay (this is impossible now, since eBay prohibits the sale of organs.) Grift of the Magi
236 January 9, 2000 I will not create art from dung. Little Big Mom
237 January 16, 2000 I will stop phoning it in Faith Off
238 January 23, 2000 Class clown is not a paid position The Mansion Family
239 February 6, 2000 Substitute teachers are not scabs. Saddlesore Galactica
240 February 13, 2000 My suspension was not mutual. Alone Again, Natura-Diddily
241 February 20, 2000 A belch is not an oral report. Missionary: Impossible
242 February 27, 2000 Dodgeball stops at the gym door. Pygmoelian
243 March 19, 2000 Non-flammable is not a challenge. Bart to the Future
244 April 9, 2000 I was not touched "there" by an angel. Days of Wine and D'oh'ses
245 April 30, 2000 I am not here on a fartball scholarship. Kill the Alligator and Run
246 May 7, 2000 I will not dance on anyone's grave Last Tap Dance in Springfield
247 May 14, 2000 I cannot hire a substitute student It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge
248 May 21, 2000 "I will not obey the voices in my head" Behind the Laughter

Season 12 Edit

# Airdate Screenshot Gag Episode title
249 November 1, 2000 no gag Treehouse of Horror XI
250 November 5, 2000 I will not plant subliminal messagore (aired two days before the 2000 U.S. presidential election.) A Tale of Two Springfields
251 November 12, 2000 I will not surprise the incontinent. Insane Clown Poppy
252 November 19, 2000 I am not the acting president (aired during the legal contest over the results of the 2000 presidential election.) Lisa the Tree Hugger
253 November 26, 2000 I was not the sixth Beatle. Homer vs. Dignity
254 December 3, 2000 I will only provide a urine sample when asked. The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
255 December 10, 2000 The nurse is not dealing The Great Money Caper
256 December 17, 2000 Science class should not end in tragedy
During the episode, Skinner writes "I ain't not a dorkus."
Skinner's Sense of Snow
257 January 7, 2001 Network TV is not dead. HOMЯ
258 January 14, 2001 I will not "let the dogs out (reference a song made popular by the Baha Men.) Pokey Mom
259 February 4, 2001 I will not hide the teacher's medication Worst Episode Ever
260 February 11, 2001 I will not publish the principal's credit report. Tennis the Menace
261 February 18, 2001 The hamster did not have a "full life" Day of the Jackanapes
262 February 25, 2001 I will not buy a presidential pardon (This refers to the Bill Clinton pardons controversy, involving 140 pardons he issued on his last day in office.) New Kids on the Blecch
263 March 4, 2001 "Temptation Island" was not a sleazy piece of crap. Hungry, Hungry Homer
264 March 11, 2001 I will not scare the vice president (a reference to VP Cheney's heart condition.) Bye Bye Nerdie
265 April 1, 2001 I will not flush evidence Simpson Safari
266 April 29, 2001 Fire is not the cleanser Trilogy of Error
267 May 6, 2001 Genetics is not an excuse. I'm Goin' to Praiseland
268 May 13, 2001 Today is not Mothra's Day (this episode aired on Mother's Day.) Children of a Lesser Clod
269 May 20, 2001 I should not be twenty-one by now (referring to the fact that Bart has been the age of ten for over eleven years.) Simpsons Tall Tales

Season 13 Edit

# Airdate Screenshot Gag Episode title
270 November 6, 2001 no gag Treehouse of Horror XII
271 November 11, 2001 Nobody reads these anymore The Parent Rap
272 November 18, 2001 A burp in a jar is not a science project Homer the Moe
273 December 2, 2001 Fun does not have a size A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love
274 December 9, 2001 I am not Charlie Brown on acid (reference to how critics described "South Park".) The Blunder Years
275 December 16, 2001 I do not have a cereal named after me. She of Little Faith
276 January 6, 2002 no gag Brawl in the Family
277 January 20, 2002 no gag Sweets and Sour Marge
278 January 27, 2002 no gag Jaws Wired Shut
279 February 10, 2002 I will not bite the hand that feeds me Butterfingers (a reference to his Butterfinger commercials and how, after a blatant jab two episodes earlier, the ads had been canceled.) Half-Decent Proposal
280 February 17, 2002 The Giving Tree is not a chump The Bart Wants What It Wants
281 February 24, 2002 Making Milhouse cry is not a science project The Lastest Gun in the West
282 March 10, 2002 no gag The Old Man and the Key
283 March 17, 2002 Vampire is not a career choice Tales from the Public Domain
284 March 31, 2002 no gag Blame It on Lisa
285 April 7, 2002 no gag Weekend at Burnsie's
286 April 21, 2002 no gag Gump Roast
287 April 28, 2002 no gag I Am Furious Yellow
288 May 5, 2002 I will never lie about being cancelled again (a reference to Matt Groening spreading a rumor that The Simpsons was going to end its run after this season.) The Sweetest Apu
289 May 12, 2002 no gag Little Girl in the Big Ten
290 May 19, 2002 no gag The Frying Game
291 May 22, 2002 no gag Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge

Season 14 Edit

# Airdate Screenshot Gag Episode title
292 November 3, 2002 no gag Treehouse of Horror XIII
293 November 10, 2002 no gag How I Spent My Strummer Vacation
294 November 17, 2002 Fish do not like coffee. Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade
295 November 24, 2002 no gag Large Marge
296 December 1, 2002 Milhouse did not test cootie positive. Helter Shelter
297 December 15, 2002 no gag The Great Louse Detective
298 January 5, 2003 no gag Special Edna
299 January 12, 2003 no gag The Dad Who Knew Too Little
300 February 2, 2003 This school does not need a "regime change" (reference to the then-upcoming War In Iraq.) The Strong Arms of the Ma
301 February 9, 2003 SpongeBob is not a contraceptive. Pray Anything
302 February 16, 2003 I will not (Bart then destroys the chalkboard with an axe and runs out the school laughing.) Barting Over
303 February 16, 2003 no gag I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can
304 March 2, 2003 no gag A Star Is Born-Again
305 March 9, 2003 no gag Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington
306 March 16, 2003 no gag C.E. D'oh
307 March 30, 2003 no gag 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky
308 April 13, 2003 no gag Three Gays of the Condo
309 April 27, 2003 no gag Dude, Where's My Ranch?
310 May 4, 2003 My pen is not a booger launcher Old Yeller-Belly
311 May 11, 2003 no gag Brake My Wife, Please
312 May 18, 2003 Sandwiches should not contain sand. The Bart of War
313 May 18, 2003 no gag Moe Baby Blues

Season 15 Edit

# Airdate Screenshot Gag Episode title
314 November 2, 2003 no gag Treehouse of Horror XIV
315 November 9, 2003 no gag My Mother the Carjacker
316 November 16, 2003 no gag The President Wore Pearls
317 November 23, 2003 no gag The Regina Monologues
318 November 30, 2003 no gag The Fat and the Furriest
319 December 7, 2003 Over forty & single is not funny Today, I Am a Clown
320 December 14, 2003 no gag 'Tis the Fifteenth Season
321 January 4, 2004 no gag Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays
322 January 11, 2004 no gag I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot
323 January 25, 2004 no gag Diatribe of a Mad Housewife
324 February 8, 2004 no gag Margical History Tour
325 February 15, 2004 no gag Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore
326 February 22, 2004 no gag Smart and Smarter
327 March 14, 2004 I will not speculate on how hot my teacher used to be. The Ziff Who Came to Dinner
328 March 21, 2004 no gag Co-Dependent's Day
329 March 28, 2004 no gag The Wandering Juvie
330 April 18, 2004 no gag My Big Fat Geek Wedding
331 April 25, 2004 no gag Catch 'Em if You Can
332 May 2, 2004 no gag Simple Simpson
333 May 9, 2004 no gag The Way We Weren't
334 May 16, 2004 no gag Bart-Mangled Banner
335 May 23, 2004 no gag Fraudcast News


Season 16 Edit

# Airdate Screenshot Gag Episode title
336 November 7, 2004 no gag Treehouse of Horror XV
337 November 14, 2004 no gag All's Fair in Oven War
338 November 21, 2004 no gag Sleeping with the Enemy
339 December 5, 2004 Poking a dead raccoon is not research. She Used to Be My Girl
340 December 12, 2004 no gag Fat Man and Little Boy
341 January 16, 2005 no gag Midnight Rx
342 January 30, 2005 no gag Mommie Beerest
343 February 6, 2005 no gag Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass
344 February 13, 2005 no gag Pranksta Rap
345 February 20, 2005 no gag There's Something About Marrying
346 March 6, 2005 Beer in a milk carton is not milk. On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister
347 March 13, 2005 no gag Goo Goo Gai Pan
348 March 20, 2005 no gag Mobile Homer
349 April 3, 2005 no gag The Seven-Beer Snitch
350 April 17, 2005 no gag Future-Drama
351 May 1, 2005 no gag Don't Fear the Roofer
352 May 1, 2005 There is no gag in the opening scene. In the middle of the episode, the chalkboard gag is replaced with Bart buying snacks from the vending machine. The Heartbroke Kid
353 May 8, 2005 no gag A Star is Torn
354 May 8, 2005 no gag Thank God It's Doomsday
355 May 15, 2005 A booger is not a bookmark Home Away from Homer
356 May 15, 2005 no gag The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star

Season 17 Edit

# Airdate Screenshot Gag Episode title
357 September 11, 2005 Does any kid still do this anymore? (refers to the diminishing frequency of the chalkboard gag, as well as the real-life punishment) Bonfire of the Manatees
358 September 18, 2005 no gag The Girl Who Slept Too Little
359 September 25, 2005 no gag Milhouse of Sand and Fog
360 November 6, 2005 no gag Treehouse of Horror XVI
361 November 13, 2005 no gag Marge's Son Poisoning
362 November 20, 2005 no gag See Homer Run
363 November 27, 2005 no gag The Last of the Red Hat Mamas
364 December 11, 2005 no gag The Italian Bob
365 December 18, 2005 no gag Simpson Christmas Stories
366 January 8, 2006 I am not smarter than the President. Homer's Paternity Coot
367 January 29, 2006 Teacher was not dumped—it was mutual. We're on the Road to D'oh-where
368 February 26, 2006 no gag My Fair Laddy
369 March 12, 2006 no gag The Seemingly Never-Ending Story
370 March 19, 2006 no gag Bart Has Two Mommies
371 March 26, 2006 I will not laminate dog doo (The first airing of this episode included a special live action opening that says 'I will not eat things for money'.) Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife
372 April 2, 2006 Bart flips chalkboard I will not flip the classroom upside down (the classroom is flipped upside down.) Million Dollar Abie
373 April 9, 2006 no gag Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore
374 April 23, 2006 no gag The Wettest Stories Ever Told
375 April 30, 2006 no gag Girls Just Want to Have Sums
376 May 7, 2006 I will not leak the plot of the movie. Regarding Margie
377 May 14, 2006 The simpsons s17e21 Je ne parle pas français ("I do not speak French.") The Monkey Suit
378 May 21, 2006 Have a great summer, everyone (last episode of the season) Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play

Season 18 Edit

# Airdate Screenshot Gag Episode title
379 September 10, 2006 no gag "The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer"
380 September 17, 2006 no gag "Jazzy and the Pussycats"
381 September 24, 2006 no gag'(But during the episode, Skinner writes "A baby beat me up" when Bart begins torturing Skinner by taking advantage of his peanut allergy) "Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em"
382 November 5, 2006 no gag "Treehouse of Horror XVII"
383 November 12, 2006 We are not all naked under our clothes "G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)"
384 November 19, 2006 no gag "Moe'N'a Lisa"
385 November 26, 2006 no gag "Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)"
386 December 10, 2006 no gag "The Haw-Hawed Couple"
387 December 17, 2006 Frankincense is not a monster. "Kill Gil: Vols. 1 & 2"
388 January 7, 2007 no gag "The Wife Aquatic"
389 January 28, 2007 no gag "Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times"
390 February 11, 2007 no gag'(But during the episode, Bart writes "So long suckers") "Little Big Girl"
391 February 18, 2007 no gag "Springfield Up"
392 March 4, 2007 no gag "Yokel Chords"
393 March 11, 2007 no gag "Rome-Old and Julie-Eh"
394 March 25, 2007 Global Warming did not eat my homework. "Homerazzi"
395 April 22, 2007 no gag "Marge Gamer"
396 April 29, 2007 no gag "The Boys of Bummer"
397 May 6, 2007 I will not look up how much teacher makes. "Crook and Ladder"
398 May 13, 2007 Pearls are not oyster barf. "Stop or My Dog Will Shoot!"
399 May 20, 2007 no gag (special 24-style opening) "24 Minutes"
400 May 20, 2007 no gag (normal opening sequence replaced with a black screen that says "20 years ago", followed by a full showing of the Tracy Ullman Show Simpsons short "Family Portrait".) "You Kent Always Say What You Want"

Season 19 Edit

# Airdate Screenshot Gag Episode title
401 September 23, 2007 I will not wait 20 years to make another movie. "He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs"
402 September 30, 2007 The Wall Street Journal is better than ever. "The Homer of Seville"
403 October 7, 2007 no gag "Midnight Towboy"
404 October 14, 2007 I am not a FDIC-insured bank. "I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings"
405 November 4, 2007 no gag "Treehouse of Horror XVIII"
406 November 11, 2007 There is no such thing as an iPoddy (this episode has some added laughing from Bart while he runs out of the classroom.) "Little Orphan Millie"
407 November 18, 2007 The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens. "Husbands and Knives"
408 November 25, 2007 no gag "Funeral for a Fiend"
409 December 16, 2007 The capital of Montana is not "Hannah." "Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind"
410 January 6, 2008 Teacher did not pay too much for her condo. "E. Pluribus Wiggum"
411 January 27, 2008 no gag "That '90s Show"
412 February 17, 2008 no gag "Love, Springfieldian Style"
413 March 2, 2008 The art teacher is fat, not pregnant. "The Debarted"
414 March 9, 2008 no gag "Dial "N" for Nerder"
415 March 30, 2008 no gag "Smoke on the Daughter"
416 April 13, 2008 no gag "Papa Don't Leech"
417 April 27, 2008 A person's a person, no matter how Ralph. "Apocalypse Cow"
418 May 4, 2008 no gag "Any Given Sundance"
419 May 11, 2008 This punishment is not medieval. (in medieval writing style.) "Mona Leaves-a"
420 May 18, 2008 no gag "All About Lisa"

Season 20 Edit

# Airdate Screenshot Gag Episode title
421 September 28, 2008 no gag "Sex, Pies, and Idiot Scrapes"
422 October 5, 2008 Teachers diet is working. "Lost Verizon"
423 October 19, 2008 There is no such month as Rocktober "Double, Double, Boy in Trouble"
424 November 2, 2008 None "Treehouse of Horror XIX"
425 November 9, 2008 I did not see my teacher siphoning gas. "Dangerous Curves"
426 November 16, 2008 no gag "Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words"
427 November 30, 2008 Prosperity is just around the corner (and in the couch gag Bart writes I will not bring the chalkboard home). "Mypods and Boomsticks"
428 December 7, 2008 Jesus is not mad. His birthday is on Christmas. "The Burns and the Bees"
429 January 25, 2009 I Will Not use Permanet ink on the Chalkboard "Lisa the Drama Queen"
430 February 15, 2009 Simpsons chalkboard gag HDTV is worth every cent. (The episode was the first one in HD) "Take My Life, Please"
431 March 1, 2009 "March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school. "How the Test Was Won"
432 March 8, 2009 "I will not have fun with educational toys." "No Loan Again, Naturally"
433 March 15, 2009 No gag "Gone Maggie Gone"
434 March 22, 2009 Four leaf clovers are not mutant freaks. "In the Name of the Grandfather"
435 March 29, 2009 "My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds." "Wedding for Disaster"
436 April 5, 2009 No gag "Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe"
437 April 19, 2009 "I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone." "The Good, the Sad and the Drugly"
438 April 26, 2009 "I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy." "Father Knows Worst"
439 May 3, 2009 no gag "Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh"
440 May 10, 2009 no gag "Four Great Women and a Manicure"
441 May 17, 2009 "It's 'Facebook,' not 'Assbook.'" "Coming to Homerica"

Season 21Edit

# Airdate Screenshot Gag Episode title
442 September 27, 2009 "The class hamster isn't just sleeping." "Homer the Whopper"
443 October 4, 2009 "Chalkboarding is not torture." "Bart Gets a 'Z'"
444 October 11, 2009 "I am not allergic to long division." "The Great Wife Hope"
445 October 18, 2009 None "Treehouse of Horror XX"
446 November 15, 2009 "I do not have the hots for my mom." "The Devil Wears Nada"
447 November 22, 2009 "Halloween doesn't kick Thanksgiving's ass." "Pranks and Greens"
448 November 29, 2009 "Teachers' unions are not ruining this country." "Rednecks and Broomsticks"
449 December 13, 2009 no gag "O Brother, Where Bart Thou?"
450 January 3, 2010 no gag "Thursdays with Abie"
451 January 10, 2010 "The world may end in 2012, but this show won't." "Once Upon a Time in Springfield"
452 January 31, 2010 no gag "Million Dollar Maybe"
453 February 14, 2010 no gag "Boy Meets Curl"
454 February 21, 2010 no gag "The Color Yellow"
455 March 14, 2010 no gag "Postcards From the Wedge"
456 March 21, 2010 "WWII could not beat up WWI" "Stealing First Base"
457 March 28, 2010 no gag "The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed"
458 April 11, 2010 "Hot dogs are not bookmarks." "American History X-cellent"
459 April 18, 2010 "This counts as gym and art class" "Chief of Hearts"
460 April 25, 2010 "South Park, we'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared" (The South Park creators had death threats.) "The Squirt and the Whale"
461 May 2, 2010 No Gag "To Surveil With Love"
462 May 9, 2010 "Eating my vegetables is not a Mother's Day present". "Moe Letter Blues"
463 May 16, 2010 "Batman Is Not 'Nothing' Without His Utility Belt" "The Bob Next Door"
464 May 23, 2010 "End of Lost: It was all the dog's dream. Watch Us." "Judge Me Tender"

Season 22Edit

# Airdate Screenshot Gag Episode title
465 September 26, 2010 "When I slept in class, it was not to help Leo DiCaprio." (reference to Inception) "Elementary School Musical"
466 October 3, 2010 "I did not see Teacher applying for welfare." "Loan-a Lisa"
467 October 10, 2010 MoneyBART opening sequence "I must not write all over the walls. (Bart wrote all over the classroom)" "MoneyBART"
468 November 7, 2010 no gag "Treehouse of Horror XXI"
469 November 14, 2010 no gag "Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life"
470 November 21, 2010 no gag "The Fool Monty"
471 November 28, 2010 "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving is as good as A Charlie Brown Christmas" "How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?"
472 December 5, 2010 no gag "The Fight Before Christmas"
473 December 12, 2010 "Candy canes are not elf bones." "Donnie Fatso"
474 January 9, 2011 "January is not Bart History Month" "Moms I'd Like to Forget"
475 January 16, 2011 no gag "Flaming Moe"
476 January 23, 2011 "Prince is not the son of Martin Luther King" "Homer the Father"
477 February 13, 2011 "I will not make fun of Cupid's dink." "The Blue and the Gray"
478 February 20, 2011 no gag "Angry Dad: The Movie"
479 March 6, 2011 "I'm not here on a Spitball scholar." "The Scorpion's Tale"
480 March 13, 2011 ""Daylight Savings” Is Not a Failed Bank." "A Midsummer's Nice Dream"
481 March 27, 2011 "I will not ridicule teacher's Final Four bracket." "Love is a Many Strangled Thing"
482 April 10, 2011 no gag "The Great Simpsina"
483 May 1, 2011 no gag "The Real Housewives of Fat Tony"
484 May 8, 2011 "I do not deserve a Mother's Day gift for being "one badass mother"" "Homer Scissorhands"
485 May 15, 2011 "Guinea Pigs Should Not Be Used As "Guinea Pigs"" (on Hulu, it's "It's Kristen Schaal, Not Kristen Schall") "500 Keys"
486 May 22, 2011 no gag "The Ned-liest Catch"

Season 23Edit

# Airdate Screenshot Gag Episode title
487 September 25, 2011 no gag "The Falcon and the D'ohman"
488 October 2, 2011 The-Simpsons-s23e02-Its-not-too-early-to-speculate "It's not too early to speculate about the 2016 election" "Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts"
489 October 30, 2011 no gag "Treehouse of Horror XXII"
490 November 6, 2011 "It's November 6th. How come we're not airing a Halloween show?" (A reference to the Treehouse of Horror series, which usually airs after Halloween.) "Replaceable You"
491 November 13, 2011 no gag "The Food Wife"
492 November 20, 2011 no gag "The Book Job"
493 November 27, 2011 no gag "The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants"
494 December 4, 2011 "Caucus" is not a dirty word" "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution"
495 December 11, 2011 "Cafeteria trays are not toboggans" "Holidays of Future Passed"
496 January 8, 2012 "Tintin did not suck suck" "Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson"
497 January 15, 2012 "We do need no education" "The D'oh-cial Network"
498 January 29, 2012 "There's no proven link between raisins and boogers." "Moe Goes from Rags to Riches"
499 February 12, 2012 "I will not replace a candy heart with a frog's heart" "The Daughter Also Rises"
500 February 19, 2012 Barts-earned-a-day-offAt Long Last Leave chalkboard gag Outlands "Bart's earned a day off" (written by Milhouse, and during the episode Bart spray-paints "I *Heart* the breakdown of society, and leaves with a motorcycle instead of a skateboard.) "At Long Last Leave"
501 March 4, 2012 no gag "Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart"
502 March 11, 2012 no gag "How I Wet Your Mother"
503 March 18, 2012 no gag "Them, Robot"
504 April 15, 2012 "The true location of Springfield is in any state but yours" "Beware My Cheating Bart"
505 April 29, 2012 no gag "A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again"
506 May 6, 2012 no gag "The Spy Who Learned Me"
507 May 13, 2012 "Call your mother during the commercials" "Ned 'N Edna's Blend"
508 May 20, 2012 no gag "Lisa Goes Gaga"

Season 24Edit

# Airdate Screenshot Gag Episode title
509 September 30, 2012 "I will not wear white after Labor Day" (Bart is actually wearing the white suit) "Moonshine River"
510 October 7, 2012 no gag "Treehouse of Horror XXIII"
511 November 4, 2012 no gag "Adventures in Baby-Getting"
512 November 11, 2012 "I will not concede the election till Karl Rove gives me permission" (A reference to Rove's panicked appearance on Fox News Channel's preceding election night coverage following the re-election of President Obama) "Gone Abie Gone"
513 November 18, 2012 "I want to secede but don't know which state I'm in" (another joke about that Springfield city is almost in every state.) "Penny-Wiseguys"
514 November 25, 2012 "20 more shoplifting days till Christmas" "A Tree Grows in Springfield"
515 December 9, 2012 no gag "The Day the Earth Stood Cool"
516 December 16,2012 no gag "To Cur, with Love"
517 January 6, 2013 "The teacher did not get fat during the holidays" "Homer Goes to Prep School"
518 January 13,2013 "I will obey Oscar campaign rules from now on" "A Test Before Trying"
519 January 27,2013 no gag "The Changing of the Guardian"
520 February 10,2013 "I wasn't nominated for Best Spoken Swear Word" "Love is a Many Splintered Thing"
521 February 17, 2013 "I will not tweet as the principal's toilet" "Hardly Kirk-ing"
522 March 3, 2013 no gag "Gorgeous Grampa"
523 March 10, 2013 "I'm sorry I broke the blackboard" (written on a whiteboard) "Black-eyed Please"
524 March 17, 2013 "Jesus's last words were not 'TGIF'" Dark Knight Court"
525 April 14, 2013 no gag "What Animated Women Want"
526 April 28, 2013 no gag "Pulpit Friction"
527 May 5, 2013 no gag "Whiskey Business"
528 May 12, 2013 "This school is not falling apart" (the blackboard collapses as Bart leaves) "The Fabulous Faker Boy"
529 May 19, 2013 no gag "The Saga of Carl"
530 May 19, 2013 no gag "Dangers on a Train"

Season 25Edit

# Airdate Screenshot Gag Episode title
531 September 29, 2013 "25 years and they can't come up with a new punishment" "Homerland"
532 October 6, 2013 "All Work and No Play Makes Jack A Dull Boy" "Treehouse of Horror XXIV"
533 November 3, 2013 "We'll really miss you, Mrs. K." (written only once and Bart is sad, in reference to Mrs. Krabapple's voice actress, Marcia Wallace, passing away nine days before this episode aired.) "Four Regrettings and a Funeral"
534 November 10, 2013 "My school schedule does NOT include a bye week." "Yolo"
535 November 17, 2013 "Rocktober is not followed by Blowvember." "Labor Pains"
536 November 24, 2013 no gag "The Kid is All Right"
537 December 8, 2013 "I will stop asking when Santa goes to the bathroom." "Yellow Subterfuge"
538 December 15, 2013 "I will not call my teacher 'Prancer' and 'Vixen'." "White Christmas Blues"
539 January 5, 2014 no gag "Steal This Episode"
540 January 12, 2014 "Judas Priest is not 'death metal'." (On premiere; later airings have "If you haven't broken your Christmas presents yet, you're not trying.") "Married to the Blob"
541 January 26, 2014 no gag "Specs and the City"
542 March 9, 2014 No gag, instead a bracket-style tournament of characters with Homer and Jasper in the finals "Diggs"
543 March 9, 2014 no gag "The Man Who Grew Too Much"
544 March 16, 2014 "My dad's already drunk for St. Patrick's." "The Winter of His Content"
545 March 23, 2014 no gag "The War Of Art"
546 March 30, 2014 no gag "You Don't Have To Live Like A Referee"
547 April 6, 2014 no gag "Luca$"
548 April 13, 2014 no gag "Days of Future Future"
549 April 27, 2014 "April Showers do not bring Matt Lauers." (Hulu showings have "You can't play April Fools jokes on April 27th.") "What to Expect When Bart's Expecting"
550 May 4, 2014 no gag "Brick Like Me"
551 May 11, 2014 no gag "Pay Pal"
552 May 18, 2014 no gag "The Yellow Badge of Cowardge"

Season 26Edit

# Airdate Screenshot Gag Episode title
553 September 28, 2014 "Spoiler Alert: Unfortunately, my dad doesn't die." "Clown in the Dumps"
554 October 5, 2014 no gag "The Wreck of the Relationship"
555 October 12, 2014 no gag "Super Franchise Me"
556 October 19, 2014 no gag "Treehouse of Horror XXV"

The Simpsons Movie Edit

# Airdate Screenshot Gag Episode title
1 July 27, 2007 MCE1 I will not illegally download this movie The Simpsons Movie

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