Here's a list of the catchphrases in The Simpsons.

Homer Simpson

Bart Simpson

Marge Simpson

  • Hmmmm...

Lisa Simpson

  • If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room.
  • I feel like a (famous second name).

Mr. Burns

  • Excellent!
  • Smithers, who is this man? (about Homer)
  • Release the Hounds!
  • Simpson, eh?
  • Smithers!

Ned Flanders

  • Hi diddly-ho, neighborino! (used when greeting Marge or Homer)
  • Diddly!

Patty and Selma

  • (Groans)

Horatio McCallister

  • Yarr!

Krusty the Clown

  • Hey hey, kids! Hoo hoo hoo ha-ha-ha!
  • Bye-bye, kids!
  • Don't blame me! I didn't do it! (used in "Krusty Gets Busted")

Nelson Muntz

Superintendent Chalmers


Comic Book Guy