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Beginning in 2009, with the newly animated high definition Opening Sequence, came some new running gags that would change every week. One of these gags was before we see Bart writing something on the chalkboard, we would see a building in front of Springfield Elementary School with a billboard gag on top of it that would change in every episode. These gags have not been reused at all, unlike the chalkboard and couch gags. However, the billboard could also not be seen when the shorter opening sequence is shown.

2009[]

Season 20[]

# Text Image Character Shown Episode Name
10 Krusty: Now Doing Funerals
Billboard
Krusty the Clown Take My Life, Please
11 Lost Child; No Reward
Lost Child No reward
Milhouse How the Test Was Won
12 Moe's Tavern: Now with Electricity
Moe's Tavern Now WIth Electricity
Moe Szyslak No Loan Again, Naturally
14 Pay for Septuplets, Get Octuplets Free!
Pay for Septuplets Get Octuplets Free
Dr. Nick In the Name of the Grandfather
15 Support Your Local Bullies
Support Your Local Bullies
Kearney Zzyzwicz, Dolph Starbeam and Jimbo Jones Wedding for Disaster
17 Luigi's: Home of the Breadstick
Luigi's Home of the Breadstick
Luigi Risotto The Good, the Sad and the Drugly
18 Principal Skinner: I Paint Houses
Principal Skinner I Paint Houses
Seymour Skinner Father Knows Worst
21 Spider Pig: The Musical: Music by U2 and Alf Clausen
Spider-Pig The Musical
Plopper Coming to Homerica

Season 21[]

# Text Image Character Shown Episode Name
1 If I Kill You, You Don't Pay — Dr. Nick Riviera
If I kill you, you don't pay
Dr. Nick Homer the Whopper
2 Kwik-E-Mart: Porno Now on Lower Shelf
S21 E2 Gag
Apu Bart Gets a "Z"
3 The Leftorium: Next Right
The Leftorium - Next Right
Ned Flanders The Great Wife Hope
5 Don't Face This Christmas Sober
Dont Face This Christmas Sober
Duffman The Devil Wears Nada
6 Dr. Otto's "Wellness" Clinic
Dr
Otto Mann Pranks and Greens
7 Springfield Retirement Castle
Springfield Retirement Castle
Abraham Simpson (saying "Get me out of here!") Rednecks and Broomsticks
10 The Fox Network: Still Sucking After 20 Years
The Fox Network Still Sucking After 20 Years
Maggie Simpson Once Upon a Time in Springfield
15 Dr. Nick's. Home of the one hour sex change
Dr
Dr. Nick Stealing First Base
17 Duff 200 - Nothin' But Booze
Nothin' but Booze
Duffman American History X-cellent
18 Death and Taxes: Two Things I Avoid
Death and Taxes
Mr. Burns Chief of Hearts
19 "Text Me Your Lunch Money" -ebully.com
Ebully
Jimbo The Squirt and the Whale
21 Please abduct this child - Call Homer
Call Homer
Bart Simpson Moe Letter Blues
22 Springfield Retirement Castle: New Vacancies Every Flu Season
New Vacancies Every Flu Season
Abraham Simpson, Jasper Beardly and Old Jewish Man The Bob Next Door
23 Krusty's One-Year Sobriety Special - CANCELLED
CANCELLLLED
Krusty the Clown Judge Me Tender

Season 22[]

# Text Image Character Shown Episode Name
1 Professor Frink's Sex/Kill bot. Make sure switch in correct position.
Kill-Bot
Professor Frink Elementary School Musical
2 Springfield DMV - Wait Time 39 Hours (changes from 38 Hours)
Springfield DMV
Patty and Selma Bouvier Loan-a Lisa
3 Krusty: Now Doing Funerals (with Banksy graffiti written over billboard)
BANKSY
Krusty the Clown MoneyBART
6 None None None The Fool Monty
7 Springfield Kwik-E-Mart - Thoughtless Gifts for People You Don't Like
Thoughtless gifts
Apu How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?
9 Luxury Cars Missing - One Window - No Cops
Luxury Cars Missing - One Window - No Cops
Snake Jailbird Donnie Fatso
10 Spuckler Daycare Center - Just Toss 'em in the Pile
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Cletus, Brandine and children Moms I'd Like to Forget
12 Springfield Seafood - 50% More Fish Eyes
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Blinky Homer the Father
13 Springfield Dinner Theater - Dr. Hibbert and Mrs. Skinner Butcher Driving Miss Daisy
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Julius Hibbert and Agnes Skinner The Blue and the Gray
15 Springfield Mall for Rent - Free Retail Space with Every Purchase
Screen Shot 2017-04-05 at 11.34
Springfield Mall The Scorpion's Tale
16 Springfield Wax Museum - We Fixed Our Air Conditioner
Screen Shot 2017-04-05 at 11.35
Distorted wax sculptures of Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy A Midsummer's Nice Dream
17 Do Not Accept Candy from This Bunny
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Moe Szyslak Love is a Many Strangled Thing
20 Mother's Day Special - I'm Half Off
Screen Shot 2017-04-05 at 11.37
Mrs. Muntz Homer Scissorhands
21 Gain Weight Now - Ask Me How
Screen Shot 2017-04-05 at 11.37
Homer Simpson 500 Keys

Season 23[]

# Text Image Character Shown Episode Name
2 'Learn to Speak Parrot'
Screen Shot 2017-04-05 at 11.38
The Sea Captain Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts
4 30 lost cats. Call me
Screen Shot 2017-04-05 at 11.38
Crazy Cat Lady Replaceable You
8 Duffman is Mark Twain. Springfield Playhouse.
Screen Shot 2017-04-05 at 11.39
Duffman The Ten-Per-Cent Solution
9 Bah Humbug and Happy Hanukkah. Christmas Ignorers United.
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Mr. Burns and Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky Holidays of Future Passed
10 Reelect Quimby: The Devil you know for 18 years
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Mayor Quimby Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson
11 Winter at Squidport - Dead Seals Wash Up Daily
Screen Shot 2017-04-05 at 11.43
None The D'oh-cial Network
12 Bumblebee Man, Brockman and Booberella - Your Channel 6 News Team
Billboard Moe Goes from Rags to Riches
Bumblebee Man, Kent Brockman and Booberella Moe Goes from Rags to Riches
13 McBain's Valentine's Day Kick-Assacre. Opens February 14th - Closes February 16th
Billboard The Daughter Also Rises
McBain The Daughter Also Rises
14 The Kwik-E-Mart - Yesterday's Food at Tomorrow's Prices
Billboard At Long Last Leave
Apu At Long Last Leave
18 FOX: 25 Years of Televised Stuff
Billboard Beware My Cheating Bart
None Beware My Cheating Bart
21 Sleazy Sam's: Remember That Name
Billboard Ned 'N' Edna's Blend
Sleazy Sam Ned 'N Edna's Blend

Season 24[]

# Text Image Character Shown Episode Name
1 McBain Capital - Consider this a hostile takeover
Billboard Moonshine River
McBain Moonshine River
5 Springfield - unsolved murder capital of the world
Billboard Penny-Wiseguys
Fat Tony Penny-Wiseguys
6 This is not Santa - do not let him in
Billboard A Tree Grows in Springfield
Snake A Tree Grows in Springfield
9 Hair bone removal clinic - live the bone-free life
Billboard Homer Goes to Prep School
Sideshow Mel Homer Goes to Prep School
10 Krusty - live from rehab - 8pm
Billboard A Test Before Trying
Krusty A Test Before Trying
12 Springfield Isotopes - spring training tickets available - watch me get ready
Billboard Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing
a baseball player Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing
15 Cletus' road kill dinner - it's fender-pickin' good
Billboard Black-Eyed, Please
Cletus Black-Eyed, Please
16 Herman's Antiques (and guns)
Billboard Dark Knight Court
Herman Dark Knight Court
20 If you haven't sent your mother flowers it's too damn late!
Billboard The Fabulous Faker Boy
Seymour and Agnes Skinner The Fabulous Faker Boy

Season 25[]

# Text Image Character Shown Episode Name
1 Why are you moving yourself? Bully & son moving
Billboard Homerland
Kearney and son Homerland
3 One more hour till milk expires - thank you daylight savings!
Billboard Four Regrettings and a Funeral
Apu Four Regrettings and a Funeral
4 Santa's Lap - the line is already forming! Springfield Mall - never leave!
Billboard YOLO
Santa Claus Yolo
5 Monday night football at Moe's - the screen is now clean
Billboard Labor Pains
Moe Labor Pains
7 Moe's Tavern - we accept most fake id's
Billboard Yellow Subterfuge
Moe Yellow Subterfuge
8 Krusty's Kristmas Karol - with Sideshow Bob Hatchet
Billboard White Christmas Blues
Krusty and Sideshow Bob White Christmas Blues
10 Lard Lad Donuts - Discreetly Super-Christian
Billboard Married to the Blob
Lard Lad Married to the Blob
12 St Patrick's Day at Moe's Leprechauns drink free
Billboard Diggs
Moe Diggs
14 This easter give up Jesus for lent
Billboard The Winter of His Content
Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky The Winter of His Content
17 Same as "Take My Life, Please", but in "Simcraft" form.
Billboard Luca$
Krusty the Clown Luca$
19 Total recall - all items tainted
Billboard What to Expect When Bart's Expecting
Apu What to Expect When Bart's Expecting

Season 26[]

# Text Image Character Shown Episode Name
1 Send me your lunch money online - accepting bitcoin
Billboard Clown in the Dumps
Jimbo Clown in the Dumps
11 You tried the rest... now settle for Luigi's Pizza
Billboard Bart's New Friend
Luigi Bart's New Friend
19 Montgomery Burns in THE JINX 2
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Mr. Burns The Kids Are All Fight

Season 27[]

# Text Image Character Shown Episode Name
13 Tired of flowers? This year, send her fish!
Bandicam 2018-01-10 08-27-54-826
The Sea Captain Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4
17 Easter Peeps - They never go bad because they were never that good
Season 27 Billboard Gag (2)
Apu The Burns Cage
18 Punch me in the stomach for $5. Cash only.
Season 27 Billboard Gag (1)
Kirk How Lisa Got Her Marge Back
19 Assistants needed. Must be pretty and soft slapper. No Dudes.
Flandcanyon billboard
Joe Quimby Fland Canyon
20 Burly - Paper Towels / Pooper Towles
Season 27 Billboard Gag (3)
Burly (and Nelson) To Courier with Love
22 Wilted Mother's day roses: 1% off.
Orangeisthenewyellow billboard
Apu Orange is the New Yellow

Season 28[]

# Text Image Character Shown Episode Name
1 Why are they hitting themselves? How to bully-proof your kid
Season 28 Billboard Gag (1)
Nelson Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus
2 Dr. Nick Riviera - tell me what, and I'll cut
Dr
Nick Riviera Friends and Family
5 Beware rigged voting machines - All voting machine fine!
Season 28 Billboard Gag (4)
none Trust But Clarify
7 Cletus's Thanksgiving Turkey Eggs - Get to love it before you eat it!
Season 28 Billboard Gag (3)
Cletus Spuckler Havana Wild Weekend
8 Costington's - Open Thanksgiving! Celebrate your holiday by ruining others'.
Season 28 Billboard Gag (2)
none Dad Behavior
14 Kwik-E-Mart - You're 2 days to Valentine's headquarters
S28E14
Apu Fatzcarraldo
16 This St. Patrick's Day kiss the Barney stoned
S28E16
Barney Kamp Krustier
22 Tire fire barbecue - Try our car-broiled steak
S28E22
none Dogtown

Season 29[]

# Text Image Character Shown Episode Name
3 See zombies and ghouls - Visit your grandparents at Springfield Retirement Castle
Seezombiesandghouls
Grampa, Jasper, Hans Moleman and Old Jewish Man Whistler's Father
5 Distracted driving is dangerous driving
S29e05 billboard
none Grampy Can Ya Hear Me
6 Moe's Tavern - Designated drivers drink free
S29e06 billboard
Moe Szyslak The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used To Be
11 Moe's Tavern - Now with ladies room
S29e11 billboard
Moe Szyslak Frink Gets Testy
14 Mayor Quimby's Easter Egg Hunt - Bunnies supplied by President Trump
The Simpsons - S29E14
Mayor Quimby and Two girls Fears of a Clown
15 Housecleaning by Snake - Let us case your joint
S29E15
Snake No Good Read Goes Unpunished
17 Mr Burns was shot in 1995 and still no arrests?

How come, chief Wiggum? Paid for by the committee to lock up the baby.

S29E17
Lisablues billboard 2
Lisablues billboard 3
Lisablues billboard 4
none Lisa Gets the Blues

Season 30[]

# Text Image Character Shown Episode Name
1 none none none Bart's Not Dead
2 none none none Heartbreak Hotel
3 none none none My Way or the Highway to Heaven
4 none none none Treehouse of Horror XXIX
5 none none none Baby You Can't Drive My Car
6 none none none From Russia Without Love
7 none none none Werking Mom
8 none none none Krusty the Clown
9 Krusty's Christmas Special

Hey-Hey in the manger

The Simpsons - S30E09.mkv snapshot 00.13 -2018.12.05 20.24
Krusty Daddicus Finch
10 none none none 'Tis the 30th Season
11 Krusty Christmas Slime

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S30E11
Krusty Mad About the Toy
12 none none none The Girl on The Bus
13 none none none I'm Dancing As Fat As I Can
14 none none none The Clown Stays in the Picture
15 MOE’S TAVERN - Where Valentine’s day never happened
S30E15 - 101 Mitigations
Moe 101 Mitigations
16 Learn to amaze your friends at Springfield hypnosis
The Simpsons - S30E16
none I Want You (She's So Heavy)
17 none none none E My Sports
18 none none none Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy
19 none none none Girl's in the Band
20 Springfield e Isotopes - Opening day - Already out of the playoffs
The Simpsons - S30E20
I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh
21 MOE's - Cinco de Mayo / Mother's day special
The Simpsons - S30E21
D'oh Canada
22 none none none Woo-hoo Dunnit?
23 none none none Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion

Season 31[]

Season 32[]

Season 33[]

Season 34[]

Season 35[]

Season 36[]

Trivia[]

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