Around the World in 80 Bites
Lisa the Tree Hugger (The Simpsons Game)
Mob Rules

Lisa Simpson

In certain parts of the level

  • Ah! My poor leafy friends!
  • Now that looks scary!
  • So, a smart sister built a path for the stupid brother!
  • You made them look like weeping willows!

Attacking enemies

  • Mother Earth is ashamed of you!
  • Meanies!
  • Tree killers!
  • Way to uproot these loggers!
  • You guys aren't sensitive at all!
  • I'm converting you into fertiliser!
  • Let's do this thing!
  • That's how you do it!
  • How do you like being chopped down?
  • Splendid, just splendid!
  • Not bad, Bart. Not bad at all.

Bart Simpson

In certain parts of the level

  • Way to protect the stupid trees!
  • Totally pruned his ass!
  • You snapped that guy like a twig!

Attacking enemies

  • If a logger falls in the forest, does everybody care?
  • Welcome to the jungle!
  • Loggers, come out and play!
  • You're 12lbs overweight!
  • Eat root!
  • Go kill whales!
  • Kiss my grass!
  • Next time, that logger will think twice about doing his job!
  • You smell worse than my dad!
  • It's good being a lumberjack, but not a logger!
  • Hard to saw when you're unconscious.
  • The one, the only, the Bartman!
  • Chop one up for El Barto!
  • I am strong like oak!
  • Timber!
  • Log this!
  • Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here!?



  • If you want to see volcanoes, you've got to go to a big island.
  • I reckon the planet is what we're all about.
  • Logger 1: My wife and I certainly did some logging last night. Heheheh.

Logger 2: Enough of your stink talk.

  • Logger 1: What's the difference between flan and creme brulee?

Logger 2: I cannot believe you just asked me that!

  • I blame this whole global warming thing on the Canadians.


  • Hedge kissers!
  • Man, I hate you!
  • Fresh meat!
  • Animal lovers!
  • You guys are jerks!
  • You're going down!
  • Trees equal money!
  • I hate children!
  • Stupid kids!
  • Let's stomp these kids!
  • Grass lickers!
  • Tree huggers!
  • Slice and dice!
  • Choppy choppy!
  • Little twerps!
  • Eat sawdust!
  • Crush! Kill! Destroy!
  • Chop kids, not chops!
  • Over there, I mean there!
  • It's choppin' time!
  • My beautiful physique!
  • Oh man, this is humiliating!
  • Liberal media!
  • Stop so I could kill you!

Waylon Smithers

  • Don't you just love Mr. Burns, uh, I mean mysterious leader?
  • You're making your leader very unhappy
  • This certainly is an eventful day.
  • Those men sure are glistening.
  • The plant smells great today.
  • Work is a privilege, not a right.
  • You know, fighting is a lot like dancing.
  • This factory really is a marvel.

Charles Montgomery Burns

  • The company is your friend.
  • A busy worker is a happy worker.
  • What's that? You don't want Christmas off? Well alright.
  • Ah, my plant is working perfectly.
  • Think less, produce more.
  • Pick up the pace, loyal workers.

Carl Carlson

  • Things like this never happened when Obama's president!
  • Before I die, I want a closed autopsy!
  • Is this the end of Carl Carlson?
  • Why did I let Lenny talk me out of going to yoga?
  • Help! Save us! Au secours!
  • Save me, big momma!
  • The palm reader warned me to stay away from conveyor belts.
  • I leave everything for the government!
  • Tell Lenny.... I loved... his recipe for lemon buns. (croaks)


  • I always hope if my spleen gums up the saw blades.
  • Stop! I haven't had my last meal. I want pea soup!
  • Somebody save us, I got a pie cooking class tonight!
  • I'll leave everything to Carl.
  • Take me but spare Carl!
  • Save me Lenny and my friend Carl!
  • My doctor said I'm not supposed to get sawed.

Tree Cutting Sequence

Lenny: Hey, that sounded like a Tree Swallow!
Carl: No, it sounded like a Yellow Crowned Heron.
(Buzzing sound)
Carl: My God! That sounds like a chainsaw!
Lenny: No, it sounds like a buzzsaw.
(The tree collapses, leaving them stuck underneath it)
Lenny: Hey, Carl. Why do we fight so much?
Carl: Sometimes, I think it's cause it's all we have left...
The Simpsons Game
Levels The Land of ChocolateBartman BeginsAround the World in 80 BitesLisa the Tree HuggerMob RulesEnter the CheatrixThe Day of the DolphinShadow of the Colossal DonutInvasion of the Yokel-SnatchersBargain BinNeverQuestGrand Theft ScratchyMedal of HomerBig Super Happy Fun Fun GameFive Characters in Search of an AuthorGame Over
Characters HomerBartLisaMargeMaggieEnemiesWhite Chocolate RabbitWill WrightMatt GroeningGodAbraham Simpson
Powers Homer BallHeli-HomerGumi-HomerBartmanHand of BuddhaMarge's Megaphone