Kent Brockman: The eco-radical group, "Dirt First," staged a daring protest today at Krusty Burger. Krusty the Clown has issued the following statement: "This I don't need." The group is led by teenage activist, Jesse Grass, the dreadlock dreamboat whose birkenstock is on the rise!
Homer: Boring! Ah, the Luftwaffe - the Washington Generals of the History Channel.
Homer: [Grunting while strangling Bart] You call that saying Grace?!
Lisa: Mom, dad, there's something I have to do. You're not gonna like it, but I really believe it's the right thing.