(Bart shows the whole classroom the tape for his project called, "How Kittens Are Born: The Ugly Truth")
: …and here comes Snowball II. This is the one we kept.
Bart All: EWW!!
: We were gonna keep the gray one, but the mother ate her.
Bart All: EWWWWW!!
: Mrs. Krabappel, he's traumatizing the children!
Martin : As usual, I agree with you, Martin. Bart, shut that off and take your seat immediately!
Mrs. Krabappel : Oh, look! This is really cool. When I hit reverse, I can make 'em go back in.
Bart (The whole classroom screams)
Mr. Bergstrom is leading the second grade in a rendition of "Home on the Range" : Janey (Laughing) Lisa, look at this!
Lisa unfurls Janey's note to see it is a caricature of Mr. Bergstrom singing. Caricature #1: [THE SINGING DORK]
Lisa is caught by Mr. Bergstrom.
Mr. Bergstrom: Did you draw this?
Lisa: No, of course not! Uh, although now I almost wish I did.
Mr. Bergstrom: I like it. I was going to request if I may have it.
Lisa: Oh sure!
Lisa gives caricature to Mr. Bergstrom, who continues the song.
: Janey (whispering) Lisa, look at this!
Lisa unfurls Janey's note to see it is a caricature of herself singing.
Caricature #2: [THE SINGING DORKETTE]
Lisa sees Miss Hoover has returned.
Lisa: Where is Mr. Bergstrom?!
: I do not know, but I would sure like to have words with him!
Miss Hoover : He didn't touch my lesson plan. What did he teach you?
Miss Hoover Lisa: That life is worth living.
: You see, class, my Lyme Disease turned out to be Miss Hoover (Spells on blackboard) psychosomatic.
: Does that mean you're crazy?
Ralph : No, that means she was faking it.
Janey : No, actually, it was a little of both.
Lisa: I'm glad I'm not crying. Cause I'd hate for you to think that what I'm about to say is based on emotion. But you, sir, are a baboon!
: Homer (gasp) Me?
Lisa: Yes, you! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon!
: I don't think you realize what you're saying…
: Lisa, don't hold anything back, you can tell me. Are you crying 'cause you called daddy a baboon?
Homer Lisa: No!
: Nuts. I know you are sad because you lost a man you care about. I cannot relate because everyone I care about is under this roof. In a way I consider myself lucky. If you want think I am a baboon, I can be one.
Homer Homer makes monkey noises and apes about Lisa's bedroom, which makes her laugh.
: So are we all well?
Homer Lisa: Yes, Dad.
Bart's bedroom. He is angrily throwing a rubber ball against the wall.
: Bart (talking to himself) Stupid Martin Prince!
Homer enters bedroom.
: Bart, does the class president get paid?
Homer : No.
Bart : Does he have to do extra work?
Homer : Yes.
Bart : And is this Martin Prince going to get to do anything neat, like throw out the first ball at the World Series?
Homer : Hell no!
Bart : So let the baby have his bottle! That is what I always tell myself.
Homer : Thanks, Dad.
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