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- Flanders: Look, I called the police captain in Shelbyville and he said he hadn't seen them. But if they show up in the morgue, he's gonna fax us.
- Bart: And now I'm going to teach some kids a lesson.
- Marge: I choose to take that literally.
- Bart: Death to Shelbyville!
- Homer: Yes, Bart's a tutor now. Tute on, son! Tute on!
- Todd: Danger coming! Behind us!
- Milhouse: That kid said radical. I say radical! That's the thing that I say!
- Martin: A car impound lot. The impenetrable fortress of suburbia.
- Marge: Now just a darn minute. This town is a part of who you are! This is a Springfield Isotopes cap. When you wear it, you're wearing Springfield. When you eat a fish from our river, you're eating Springfield. When you make lemonade from our trees, you're drinking Springfield.
- Bart: Mom, when you give that lecture, you're boring Springfield.
- Marge: Bart, you have roots in this town and you ought to show respect for it. This town is a part of us all. A part of us all. A part of us all! Sorry to repeat myself, but it will help you remember.
- Marge: [shocked upon learning Bart and his friends have "waged war" on Shelbyville] Homer, come quick! Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined the violence gang!
- Bart: Keep Your voices down, boys. We didn't come this far to get found out.
- Homer: Found 'em! You kids are in big trouble. running away from home like that.
- Bart: But they stole our lemon tree.
- Homer: I don't care what excuse you've got. Nothing's going to stop me in the middle of this speech. You're gonna-- Lemon Tree?!
- Bart: Eat my shorts, Shelbyville!
- Bart and Homer: Eat my shorts!
- Ned: Yes, eat all of our shirts!
- Homer: This is the darkest day in Springfield history. If anyone wants me, I'll be in the shower.
- Shelbyville Elementary Groundskeeper: Slow down, ya sidewalk-surfin' cube gleamers!
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| Bart of Darkness ā¢ Lisa's Rival ā¢ Another Simpsons Clip Show ā¢ Itchy & Scratchy Land ā¢ Sideshow Bob Roberts ā¢ Treehouse of Horror V ā¢ Bart's Girlfriend ā¢ Lisa on Ice ā¢ Homer Badman ā¢ Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy ā¢ Fear of Flying ā¢ Homer the Great ā¢ And Maggie Makes Three ā¢ Bart's Comet ā¢ Homie the Clown ā¢ Bart vs. Australia ā¢ Homer vs. Patty and Selma ā¢ A Star is Burns ā¢ Lisa's Wedding ā¢ Two Dozen and One Greyhounds ā¢ The PTA Disbands ā¢ 'Round Springfield ā¢ The Springfield Connection ā¢ Lemon of Troy ā¢ Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One) | ||