The Springfield Connection
Lemon of Troy
Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)
Flanders: Look, I called the police captain in Shelbyville and he said he hadn't seen them. But if they show up in the morgue, he's gonna fax us.

Bart: And now I'm going to teach some kids a lesson.
Marge: I choose to take that literally.
Bart: Death to Shelbyville!
Homer: Yes, Bart's a tutor now. Tute on, son! Tute on!

Todd: Danger coming! Behind us!

Milhouse: That kid said radical. I say radical! That's the thing that I say!

Martin: A car impound lot. The impenetrable fortress of suburbia.

Marge: Now just a darn minute. This town is a part of who you are! This is a Springfield Isotopes cap. When you wear it, you're wearing Springfield. When you eat a fish from our river, you're eating Springfield. When you make lemonade from our trees, you're drinking Springfield.
Bart: Mom, when you give that lecture, you're boring Springfield.
Marge: Bart, you have roots in this town and you ought to show respect for it. This town is a part of us all. A part of us all. A part of us all! Sorry to repeat myself, but it will help you remember.

Marge: [shocked upon learning Bart and his friends have "waged war" on Shelbyville] Homer, come quick! Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined the violence gang!

Bart: Keep Your voices down, boys. We didn't come this far to get found out.
Homer: Found 'em! You kids are in big trouble. running away from home like that.
Bart: But they stole our lemon tree.
Homer: I don't care what excuse you've got. Nothing's going to stop me in the middle of this speech. You're gonna-- Lemon Tree?!

Bart: We made it!
(everyone cheer)
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Bart: Eat my shorts, Shelbyville!
Bart and Homer: Eat my shorts!
Ned: Yes, eat all of our shirts!

Homer: This is the darkest day in Springfield history. If anyone wants me, I'll be in the shower.

Shelbyville Elementary Groundskeeper: Slow down, ya sidewalk-surfin' cube gleamers!

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