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Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade
Large Marge
Helter Shelter
Milhouse: Sweet Valley High!

Lisa: Dad, you're getting paint on your wedding ring.
Homer: Oh, right can you hold it?
Lisa: This is a Band-Aid wrapped in tin foil.
Homer: My real ring's inside a turtle.

Radio Announcer: You're listening to Radio Disney. Your favorite songs rewritten for babies.
Baha Men (to the tune of "Who Let the Dogs Out"): Who let the milk out?
Marge: (sings along) Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Dad left the milk out! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!

Homer: Why would I want Purina when I've got Fancy Feast right here?
Marge: That doesn't sound very reassuring.

Milhouse: Teletubbies get away with more than this!

Krusty [to Stampy]: Hey, elephant, I've got one word for you: Columbo! No, that's not it. Modesto! Daktari? Nintendo?

Chief Wiggum: Sorry, ma'am. We don't negotiate with elephants!

Lisa: (seeing Marge with the breast implants) Mom! What happened? Your endowment's bigger than Harvard's!

[When Chief Wiggum, Lou, and Eddie are prepared to shoot Stampy]
Chief Wiggum: Aim for the big hose coming out of its face.
Lou: You mean the trunk?
Chief Wiggum: Easy there, college boy.

Bart (singing): I got Krusty in hot water, now I've got to help him out!
Homer: Shut up, boy.
Bart: I don't get a song? Mom got a song!
Homer: With the economy the way it is, you're lucky you get soup.

Homer: I came out of the elephant's mouth, right? Because I already showered once today.

Marge: Hey, cops! Check out this all points bulletin! (takes off her top and flashes the crowd)
Krusty: (looks at Marge's implants) Whoa! Look at those mugumbos!
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Marge: Manjula, remember when Apu cheated on you?
Manjula: Yes, thank you!
Marge: I'm worried Homer might do the same thing. What would make a husband lose interest like that?
Manjula: What I do now, I do is your dearest friend. Look at this fat! Look at it!
Marge: Oh my God! Is that me?
Manjula: Most assurely, yes.
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Bart: Hi, Krusty.
Krusty: How did you get in here?
Bart: The doorman died.
Krusty: Oh, no! He was my agent!
Bart: Look, I've got a plan that can make the world fall in love with Krusty the Clown again.
Krusty: It's too late. I've given up.


Season 13 Season 14 Quotes Season 15
Treehouse of Horror XIIIHow I Spent My Strummer VacationBart vs. Lisa vs. the Third GradeLarge MargeHelter ShelterThe Great Louse DetectiveSpecial EdnaThe Dad Who Knew Too LittleThe Strong Arms of the MaPray AnythingBarting OverI'm Spelling as Fast as I CanA Star Is Born-AgainMr. Spritz Goes to WashingtonC.E. D'oh'Scuse Me While I Miss the SkyThree Gays of the CondoDude, Where's My Ranch?Old Yeller-BellyBrake My Wife, PleaseThe Bart of WarMoe Baby Blues

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