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Kwik-E-Mart Central Office

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Kwik-E-Mart Central Office is the headquarters of all Kwik-E-Marts.


The Kwik-E-Mart Central Office is located in the Himalayas, a location Homer points out is not very convenient. Apu travels to see him with Homer, as he is the only person with the authority to get Apu his job back at the Kwik-E-Mart. Apu goes there to speak to the Kwik-E-Mart President,who permits visitors three questions, of which Apu only needs one. Unfortunately, Homer wastes all three questions by asking "Are you really the Head of the Kwik-E-Mart?" and following up with "Really?", and "You?". The response to each one is "Yes." The President hopes their visit has been informative and asks them to leave and "come again".

The sign on the building says “मुख्य कार्यालय” (mukhya kaaryaalay) which means “Head Office" in Hindi.


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