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Marge in Chains
Krusty Gets Kancelled
Homer's Barbershop Quartet
Bart: Hey, Moe, look over there! (as a distraction)
Moe: What? What am I looking at? I don't see nothing. I'm gonna stop looking soon. What? What, is that it?
(Homer walks into Moe's Tavern)
Homer: Hey, Moe, can I look, too?
Moe: Sure, but it'll cost you.
Homer: My wallet's in the car.
(Homer runs out)
Moe: He is so stupid. And now back to the wall.

Krusty: (groans) 35 years in show business and already no one remembers me, just like... what's his name and whoozits, and, you know, that guy...always wore a shirt?
Bart: Ed Sullivan?
Krusty: Yeah.

Jeremy Freedman: Here's your taco, mister. (accidentally drops the taco into the deep fryer) Whoops, it fell in the fryer. I'll get it out. (off screen, he tries to get the taco out of the fryer, but the deep fryer's hot temperature burns his hands as he struggles to grab the taco) Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Bart: I didn't know you knew Luke Perry.
Krusty: Know him? He's my worthless half-brother.
Lisa: He's a big TV star.
Krusty: Yeah, on Fox.

Reverend Lovejoy: Everyone is saying "Gabbo this" and "Gabbo that". But no one is saying "Worship this" and "Jericho that".
Jasper: What's this about Gabbo?

(Bart and Lisa are walking, but they are shocked to see a worn-out Krusty holding a sign that reads, "Will drop pants for food")
Bart: Krusty, are you making any money?
Krusty: Nah, that guy's giving it away for free.
(Krusty points to the Old Jewish Man)
Old Jewish Man: (singing and shuffling with his pants down) The old gray mare she ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be...


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Kamp KrustyA Streetcar Named MargeHomer the HereticLisa the Beauty QueenTreehouse of Horror IIIItchy & Scratchy: The MovieMarge Gets a JobNew Kid on the BlockMr. PlowLisa's First WordHomer's Triple BypassMarge vs. the MonorailSelma's ChoiceBrother from the Same PlanetI Love LisaDufflessLast Exit to SpringfieldSo It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip ShowThe FrontWhacking DayMarge in ChainsKrusty Gets Kancelled