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The Crepes of Wrath
Krusty Gets Busted
Some Enchanted Evening
Apu: What's the matter sir? Never have I seen you look so unhappy while purchasing such a large quantity of ice cream!
Homer: The reason I look unhappy is that tonight I have to see a slideshow starring my wife's sisters! Or as I call them "The Gruesome Twosome!" (chuckles and accidentally steps on Sideshow Bob's foot)
Sideshow Bob: (disguised as Krusty) Ow! My foot, you lousy stupid clumsy..."!!!
Homer: Sorry pal! (gasps in horror when he spots Krusty holding a handgun and dives head first into a potato chip display)
Sideshow Bob: (disguised as Krusty and pointing gun at Apu) Hand over all your money in a paper bag!
Apu: Yes, yes I know the procedure for armed robbery! I do work in a convenience store you know! (hands over paper bag after which Krusty flees)
Apu: (to Homer) You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone.
Homer gasps with relief

Springfield Courthouse. Krusty is being indicted.
Judge: How does the defendant plead?
Krusty: I plead guilty, Your Honor.
Entire courtroom gasps. Defense attorney looks annoyed.
Defense attorney: No, no! (Defense attorney covers microphone and whispers to Krusty)
Krusty: Oops heheh I mean not guilty, Your Honor. Opening night jitters!

Krusty's trial. Judge Snider is not yet a judge, instead he is the prosecution attorney. He is attempting to prove Krusty's motivation for robbing the Kwik-E-Mart
Prosecutor Snider: Krusty, will you point out Exhibit B?
Krusty: Huh? Wh-What do you mean?
Prosecutor Snider: The one with the big "B" on it.
Krusty: Uh...Uh...
Prosecutor Snider: What's the matter, can't you read?
Krusty: (distraught) NO! I can't I'm totally illiterate! now are you happy?
Courtroom audience and jury are surprised by Krusty's admission given his past history of encouraging literacy in children
Prosecutor Snider: Could it be that the king of children's literacy is illiterate himself?
Krusty: Is it a crime to be illiterate?
Prosecutor Snider: Alright, alright, so Krusty, this is a "B", and this is Exhibit B. BETTING SLIPS! Indicating to this court you have lost substantial amounts of money wagering on sporting events!
Krusty: Is it a crime to bet on sporting events?
Prosecutor Snider: Yes it is!

Reverend Lovejoy spearheads a bonfire of all Krusty products
Peddler: Krusty dolls for sale, $2! Buy 'em and burn 'em!
Simpsons residence. Homer confiscates all of Bart's Krusty toys and loads them in a wheelbarrow.
Bart: Dad, you are giving in to mob mentality!
Homer: No I am not, now come on boy, join the winning team!

Apu: Hey hey, this is not a lending library! If you're not going to buy that thing, put it down or I'll blow your heads off!

Sideshow Bob: Bart, open your heart. I admit I have some mighty big shoes to fill.
Bart's brain: (echoing) Big shoes to fill. Big shoes to fill. Big shoes to fill. Big shoes to fill. Big shoes to fill. Big shoes to fill. Big shoes to fill...
The words "big shoes to fill" start echoing in Bart's mind, droning out Bob's talking. And he starts to catch onto something that others hadn't before. Homer stepped on the thief's toes, resulting in him screaming in pain. But Bart noticed Krusty's feet were small as he walked up the court's steps. Sideshow Bob's feet, on the other hand, are unbelievably long. That's when it all comes together...
Sideshow Bob: In ancient Greece, there was a school of thought called stoicism...
Bart: Wait a minute. YOU did it!
Sideshow Bob: I beg your pardon?
Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store! Sideshow Bob framed him, and I've got proof!
Bart picks up a giant mallet and brings it down upon Bob's toes.
Sideshow Bob: Ow! My foot, you lousy stupid clumsy..."
Bart holds the microphone up to Bob. The kids in the audience gasp.
Bart: See? Krusty wore big, floppy shoes, but he's got little feet like all good-hearted people!
Bart whacks Bob's other foot, causing him to scream and fall over on his back.
Bart: Sideshow Bob really fills his shoes with big, ugly feet!
Bart pulls off one of Bob's shoes, exposing his foot-long foot. The kids in the audience start booing and turns against Bob for his actions against Krusty. The camera pulls back to show that the police are watching the show on TV and eating donuts.
Eddie: Kid's right.
Lou: How do you figure we missed that?
Clancy Wiggum: (also eating a donut) Get off your duffs, boys! Get down to that studio!

(Outside the studio, the police has just arrested Sideshow Bob much to Bart's relief. The media is there as they record his dramatic confession
Sideshow Bob: Yes I admit it, I hated him. His hackneyed shenanigans robbed me of my dignity for years. I played the buffoon, while he squandered a fortune on his vulgar appetites. That's why I framed Krusty. I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for these meddling kids.
Bart: Take him away boys.
Sideshow Bob: (being carted off to jail) Treat kids like equals, they're people too. They're smarter than what you think! They were smart enough to catch me!

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