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The Kim Jong-il song is a song about Kim Jong-il, written by Wayne Slater after being captured and forced to write it. The song was sung by a choir of children aged 14 and below. The track was pre-recorded towards the end of season 22.
- K is for Korea, just the north part.
- I is for the Internet he bans.
- M is for the millions that are missing.
- J is for our human tasting jam.
- O is for "oh boy, we love our leader".
- N is for the best Korea, North.
- G is for "gee, wizz, we love our leader".