Kent Brockman
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| Kent Brockman | |
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| Hair | White |
| Age | 48 |
| Occupation | Channel 6 anchorman |
| Relatives | Daughter:Britney Brockman Sister: Unnamed Wife: Stephanie Brockman Son: Unnamed |
| First Appearance | Watching Television (heard on TV) "The Telltale Head" |
| Voiced By | Harry Shearer |
- “Now, at the risk of being unpopular, this reporter places the blame for all of this SQUARELY on YOU, the viewers.”
- ―Kent Brockman[src]
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Biography 
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Brockman represents the worst of his profession: frequently judgmental; careerist to the point of absurdity; and more than willing to film and sensationalize a schmaltzy, emotion driven puff piece for the sake of a few extra ratings points. (As with most Simpsons characters, Brockman's ethics and competence vary according to the needs of the episode.)Also he has conflicting personality traits one minute he claims to be a typical robust male who loves his steak and beer and yet he also has claims to be scifi geek who is a member of the battlestar galactica fanclub(The New one not the old one.)He has been seen throwing tantrums because he cannot find certain snack foods, and once blithely announced on-the-air that the boom operator on his news program was being fired the next morning (for which he took a clout on the head from the angry soon-to-be-ex-employee).[1] He seems to command excessive levels of power within Channel 6, even having a segment of the news programme to air his own (usually highly reactionary) opinions on current issues called My Two Cents.His comments and views on people with mental illness has also not gone down well,saying in online sports forums that he is on his'"two tablets a day and doing fine"Which was meant as a put down to people with such conditions. Despite all of this,he has won a string a media awards, but is most proud of his unspecified trophy from Del Monte. He was also a war correspondent during the Vietnam War, the Soviet war in Afghanistan, and the Gulf War (although, as he just says "Iraq", he could have been referring to the Iran-Iraq War). He also frequently uses botox, having a saggy face without it.and is also balding rapidly 
Brockman has a preteen daughter and a preteen son, and has jealously mentioned his sister, who is a White House correspondent for CNN. Brockman owns a collie named Jessica, whom he had "fixed", and drives a blue Mercedes-Benz S420.
It is suggested that Kent is an alcoholic, incompassionate and not understanding of what some people have been through in their lives also can be a very resentful person when criticised and tends to hold grudges against people who have wronged him in the past even though they have apologised for their actions.And apologies have been accepted by him. after he was seen present at Barney's A.A. meeting in Days of Wine and D'oh'ses.
Brockman once won the multi-million-dollar ($130 million) state lottery jackpot and left the news desk while still on the air, but he remained a news anchor because he was under contract, though he also admitted that he likes making $500,000 a year.[2] He also has an ongoing feud with traffic reporter Arnie Pye, and has been shown to criticize Pie's reporting; indeed, he once chuckled sadistically upon hearing the news that Pie had been killed in an accident. He mentioned to Pie that he made some smart investments when Arnie complained about the size of Brockman's house.
He is known for using news-speak in everyday language; for example, he shouts "This just in: Go to hell!" when he is booed by the crowd when he is revealed to be one of the celebrity judges in the "Bout to Knock the Other Guy Out" final match between Homer Simpson and Drederick Tatum.[3] It was revealed that his 'wit' is provided by a microphone, ear piece and a communications team in a nearby van.[4] He has been seen, more than once, stretching his face and removing wrinkles by clipping a clothes-pin to the back of his head. In addition to his news career, Brockman writes a column for PC Magazine called "Making the Most of Your Modem." Brockman is revealed to have a 'thing' for bondage.[5] It is implied that he may be a heavy smoker, as he was seen smoking a cigarette and saying "Oh God, I love to smoke" afterwards [presumably on camera, given his reaction afterwards] before announcing his live broadcast of the opening day of the new Cosmic Wars movie: The Gathering Shadow.[6] One time, he hired an accountant to take care of his taxes, but the accountant in question did not do the taxes until the last possible moment, a fact that Brockman did not realize until he was doing a live news broadcast on Tax Day.
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Brockman was known as Kenny Brockelstein early in his career,[7] and he can be seen wearing the Hebrew Chai symbol as a gold medallion around his neck,[2] suggesting Jewish ancestry. Interestingly, however, he also refers to the Book of Revelation,[8] during an editorial in which he states women rebelling might lead to "anarchy of Biblical proportions" (he is promptly cut off by the station and replaced with a "Technical Difficulties" card depicting Brockman in a straitjacket). Revelation is in the New Testament, suggesting Brockman no longer observes Judaism.
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The Simpsons GameEdit
Brockman appears in the opening cutscene for the level Shadow of the Colossal Donut as he and the cameraman follow Bart and Homer into the action of stopping the giant Lard Lad Donuts mascot statue running amok through the city.
Trivia Edit
- Kent Brockman has Facebook and appears to be friends with Mark Zuckerberg.
Behind the LaughterEdit
CatchphraseEdit
Brockman's most famous phrase, repeated in various guises on internet message boards and within popular culture, is "And I for one welcome our new insect overlords". Another notable quote: "I've said it before and I'll say it again: Democracy simply doesn't work."
Inspiration Edit
There are a few people who could be the inspiration and/or model for Brockman, including the late Los Angeles news anchors Jerry Dunphy and Hal Fishman; Canada's Lloyd Robertson; and Ted Baxter, the airhead news anchor from Mary Tyler Moore, played by Ted Knight. He has also been seen to emulate Ted Koppel, Walter Cronkite or Max Keeping. Or maybe even based on liberal public servants who take themselves too seriously as they ride away on their high horse.
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References Edit
- ↑ The Springfield Files
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 "Dog of Death"
- ↑ "The Homer They Fall"
- ↑ "Tennis the Menace"
- ↑ "Homerazzi"
- ↑ "Co-Dependent's Day"
- ↑ "Mother Simpson"
- ↑ "Marge on the Lam"
- ↑ "Krusty Gets Kancelled"
- ↑ "Bart's Inner Child"
- ↑ "Bart's Comet"
- ↑ "You Kent Always Say What You Want"
