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JerkOfAllTrades

Jerk of All Trades is a letter from The Simpsons Library of Wisdom's The Homer Book.

Homer Simpson's Rezoomay

Dear Potential Employer,

My current job as safety inspector at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant affords me lots of time to pursue other occupations. Here is a list of jobs I have held in the not too distant past. Most, if not all, ended neatly with no lasting consequences. Sincerely, Homer J. Simpson

Citations

  1. Dancin' Homer
  2. Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
  3. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
  4. Lisa's Pony
  5. I Married Marge
  6. I Married Marge
  7. I Married Marge
  8. I Married Marge
  9. Deep Space Homer
  10. Colonel Homer
  11. Mr. Plow
  12. Marge vs. the Monorail
  13. Last Exit to Springfield
  14. Homer's Barbershop Quartet
  15. Homer Goes to College
  16. $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)
  17. Homer the Smithers
  18. Secrets of a Successful Marriage
  19. Lisa's Rival
  20. And Maggie Makes Three
  21. Homie the Clown
  22. Lisa's Date with Density
  23. Lisa the Iconoclast
  24. The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
  25. Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment
  26. Bart Star
  27. Bart Carny
  28. Das Bus
  29. Simpson Tide
  30. The Trouble with Trillions
  31. Trash of the Titans
  32. Lard of the Dance
  33. The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
  34. When You Dish Upon a Star
  35. When You Dish Upon a Star
  36. Mayored to the Mob
  37. Maximum Homerdrive
  38. Beyond Blunderdome
  39. Dude, Where's My Ranch?
  40. Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo
  41. Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?
  42. E-I-E-I-D'oh
  43. Saddlesore Galactica
  44. Missionary: Impossible
  45. Kill the Alligator and Run
  46. Homer vs. Dignity
  47. Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
  48. The Great Money Caper
  49. Pokey Mom
  50. Children of a Lesser Clod
  51. Homer the Moe
  52. A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love
  53. Sweets and Sour Marge
  54. Half-Decent Proposal
  55. How I Spent My Strummer Vacation
  56. C.E. D'oh
  57. Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore
  58. Homerpalooza
  59. You Only Move Twice
  60. Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge
  61. The Homer They Fall
  62. Homer vs. Patty and Selma