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The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer
Jazzy and the Pussycats
Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em
(After the chaos Bart caused at Amber’s Funeral, Marge gets the blame for it.)
Helen Lovejoy: Your son is out of control!
Sideshow Mel: You raised a savage beast!
Homer: Yeah, put a leash on him, lady!

(Bart practices his new drum set all over town and accidentally crashes into the band White Stripes.)
Jack White: Hey, kid, why don't you watch where you're drumming?!
Bart: Sorry, White Stripes. No hard feelings?
(Meg and Jack White look at each other.)
Meg White: Let's kick his ass!

Homer: Boy, get dressed! You’re going to a jazz brunch as a punishment for all the racket you’re making.
Bart: I thought you wanted me to drum?
Homer: Hmph. I’m sending you mixed messages. Now get the hell out of here! (slams door then opens it again) I love you so much. Damn you!

Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer: We were about to play a quick set and we were wondering if you…
Lisa: Yes?
Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer: Lisa Simpson…
Lisa: Yes?
Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer: Would do us the honor…
Lisa: Yes!
Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer: Of sitting in... (Lisa gasps) that chair in the audience. We wanna jam with your brother.

Lisa: All I wanted was to save those animals while Bart became a drummer, but I never thought the two stories would intersect!

Bart: I need you to teach me all about the world of juzz.
Lisa: It's jazz! Jazz! You don't even know the name of the thing you're stealing from me!

Jazzy Goodtimes Waiter: What it is, hip cats? Would you like me to scat-sing the menu?
Bart: Hell, no.
Jazzy Goodtimes Waiter: Oh, god bless you, sir!

Bart: So how did Malt Liquor Mommy die?
Marge: Stop calling her that!
Lenny: I’ll tell you she died. You know that sign that says, Do Not Stand Up at the Rollercoaster?
Bart: Yeah.
Lenny: She overdosed right in front of it.
Marge: (Sarcastic) Oh class all the way.
Homer: Marge, could you let it go. You won, she's dead.

(Marge is stressed about the possible doom of Lisa's animals.)
Bart: Oh, this benefit concert is gonna be Scooby Dooby!
Marge: I'm very happy for you, Bart. (Sighs)
Bart: Why are you sad? Thinkin' about your marriage?

(The dog Lisa didn't pick at the Animal Shelter comes back to haunt her in her sleep.)
Dog Spirit: Lisa Simpson, you've doomed me.
Lisa: Me? How?
Dog Spirit: By choosing the cuter puppy. You picked looks over personality, youth over experience, no history of rabies over unknown rabies status. And now I'm going to die!
Lisa: I never wanted that to happen!
Dog Spirit: You suuuck, You suuuck!
(The Dog Spirit scratches on Lisa's door to get out and Lisa opens it.)
Dog Spirit: Ah, thanks, sweetie. You suuuck!

Child Psychiatrist: First, let me assure you that Bart's antics are perfectly normal for a seven-year-old.
Marge: Actually, he's ten.
Child Psychiatrist: Oh, dear. Dear, dear, dear, dear, dear.

(Lisa spots Bart and his Blues musician friends hanging out in the attic.)
Lisa: Bart! What are you doing here?
Bart: Uh, (stammers) not smoking reefer.
Blues Musician: Uh, that's right. We--we all not smokin' reefer.

(Lisa picks out a dog at the Animal Shelter.)
Lisa: Okay, this little guy's comin' home with me. (Pets the dog) Ooh! Who's going to get neutered tomorrow? You are! Oh, yes you are!

(Marge takes away Bart's laser pointer.)
Marge: Bart! Do you want to leave the funeral early? Do you?
Bart: Yes! Of course.

Bart: My arm! It hurts where the tiger’s biting it!

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