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Invasion of the Yokel-Snatchers
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Homer Simpson

In certain parts of the level

  • I hope they don't destroy the food court.
  • Oh, this game's too hard!
  • They're unpaving the parking lot! Hope you're happy, Joni Mitchell.
  • I just remembered! It's Lenny's birthday!
  • If we get in trouble, hide in my fat folds!
  • If we survive, let's steal some stuff.
  • This mall used to be good, but now there's too many aliens.

Attacking enemies

  • Aliens shmaliens.
  • Atta boy! Kill things that are different!
  • Get them boy, they look like Patty and Selma combined!
  • You think you're great but you're not!
  • Death to the aliens!
  • Superior lifeforms my butt!
  • You fight me because you want to be me!
  • I won't be your friend, so don't ask!
  • Way to go, fruit of my loom!
  • ET die home!
  • Planet Earth! Planet Earth!
  • Humans totally rule!

Turning into Helium Homer

  • (chuckles) Who's the weird-looking creature now?

Bart Simpson

In certain parts of the level

  • Stupid aliens, why can't they just destroy the school?
  • They're wrecking the mall! Where will I loiter as a teen?
  • (frustrated) Why does every game have so many aliens?

Attacking enemies

  • Humans rule! Aliens drool!
  • Eat my shorts!
  • Get bent!
  • Screw you!
  • You are not so tough!
  • Sometimes I feel like I'm an alien.
  • Kiss my yellow butt!
  • No one mourns your death!
  • I hate you!
  • Zip Zap Zing!


  • No one will mourn you!
  • I was Dick Cheney all along.
  • Human ladies are fine!
  • Human skin is delicious!
  • Open fire!
  • We will harvest your hair for space wigs!
  • Our only emotion is hate!
  • Your weakness amuses us!
  • Hey!
  • Get your affairs in order!
  • Shazbot!
  • (gasps) The humanoids!
  • I hope you like being stabbed!
  • I hate Earth, but I love Earth pie!
  • D'oh!
  • Why won't you die?
  • Holy cow!
  • Yikes!
  • We can smell your fear and your colognes.
  • You know who I like? Those kids from "High School Musical".
  • Do I look fat today? Because I feel bloated.
  • I'm sorry I snapped at you today, I haven't been sleeping.
  • We will turn your dogs into mittens.
  • Our giant eye is vastly superior to your two small eyes!
  • Prepare to be conquered by our species: homo-aliens!
  • Resistance is futile and totally lame!
  • Mankind is weak and ugly!


  • I think they done-busted my stankbone...
  • Oh. Y'all slower than a drunk turtle.
  • (crying)
  • Save me! And save Plopper too.
  • Heeeeelllp!

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