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Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)
The Haw-Hawed Couple ā–ŗ
(Marge's sculptures of Lenny and Carl are stuck together)
Lenny: I can't tell where Carl ends and I begin!
Carl: See, itā€™s statements like that that make people think we're gay.

Marge: Homie, this sculpting has made me feel so fulfilled! I'm as hopeful and full of life as I was in the years before I met you!

Krusty: Hey, I do more than TV! I had a one-man show on Broadway. That's who showed up, one man. (laughs) Long story short, I won a Drama Desk Award.

(Homer has managed to ruin all of Marge's handmade sculptures. Marge has finally had it and lets Homer know it.)
Homer: Well, excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!

(Homer reassures Marge that he will make it home in time for her art show.)
Homer: I would never let you down. Our marriage is like soft-serve ice cream. And trust is the hard chocolate shell that keeps it from melting onto our carpet. In "cone-clusion," here's the scoop: I love you.

Homer: Marge! Where are you? Did you change your name? Is it Kelly? Kelly!

Homer: Honey, I brought you more sticks. (Homer drops a sack of Popsicle sticks on the bedroom floor). This is the most fun I've ever had giving you wood.

Ralph: (squishing an ice cream to his forehead) I'm a unitard!

Martin: (on a very hot day) I feel like Icarus, flying too close to Apollo's golden orb.


ā—„ Season 17 Season 18 Quotes Season 19 ā–ŗ
The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer ā€¢ Jazzy and the Pussycats ā€¢ Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em ā€¢ Treehouse of Horror XVII ā€¢ G.I. D'oh ā€¢ Moe'N'a Lisa ā€¢ Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair) ā€¢ The Haw-Hawed Couple ā€¢ Kill Gil, Volumes I & II ā€¢ The Wife Aquatic ā€¢ Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times ā€¢ Little Big Girl ā€¢ Springfield Up ā€¢ Yokel Chords ā€¢ Rome-Old and Julie-Eh ā€¢ Homerazzi ā€¢ Marge Gamer ā€¢ The Boys of Bummer ā€¢ Crook and Ladder ā€¢ Stop or My Dog Will Shoot! ā€¢ 24 Minutes ā€¢ You Kent Always Say What You Want
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