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I am Just a Simple Paper Boy

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I am Just a Simple Paper Boy is a song from the musical Oh, Streetcar! in the episode "A Streetcar Named Marge"


: Apu:

: I'm collecting for The Evening Star.

: Marge:

: Come here, I wanna kiss you just once, softly and sweetly on your mouth.

: Apu:

: I am just a simple paper boy,

: No romance do I seek.

: I just wanted forty cents

: For my deliveries last week.

: Will this bewitching floozy

: Seduce this humble newsie?

: Oh, what's a paper boy

: (she kisses him)

: Woo-hoo!

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