Homer: 1980 happened before you kids were born, and there was a lot going on. The hits of Supertramp, the dark horse presidential candidacy of John Anderson; it was an exciting time to be young.
Flashback to 1980. "The Logical Song" by Supertramp plays in the background. Homer is shown working at one of his old jobs on Sir Putt-a-Lot's Miniature Golf Course. Homer's boss opens up a door to the miniature windmill.
Homer's Boss: Whoa Homer! Not so fast!
Homer: Sorry, sir. How about this?
Homer slows down his turning the windmill blades.
Homer's Boss: Now you are getting it! Good work! Keep it up Homer, and you may one day be the man who hands the customers their putters at the first hole.
Cut to present. Homer sees a distracted Bart.
Homer: BART! I am trying to tell a bit of family history! May I have some attention?
Bart: Yeah, yeah. You had a hard time turning blades but now you don't, end of story.
Lisa: Don't blame us, our generation watches an appalling amount of TV.
Marge: Homer, I think it's the champale talking, but I think you're pretty sexy.
Romantic music plays as Homer and Marge make love, which is not seen by the audience. On the miniature golf course, a customer hits a golf ball into a hard-to-hit hole that says "FREE GAME", causing the castle to light up the night.
Abraham: Son, you got her pregnant, so you have to marry her!
Homer: I do?
Abraham: Yes! But look at it this way. Think of all the fish in the sea, but most men struggle for years to reel one in. In your case, the fish jumped right in your boat!
Marge: Homer, I've been thinking... if the baby's a boy, what do you think of the name, Larry?
Homer: Marge, we can't do that! All the kids'll call him Larry Fairy!
Marge: Well, how 'bout Louie?
Homer: They'll call him Screwy Louie!
Marge: What about Bart?
Homer: Let's see.. Bart, Cart, Dart, Eart... nope can't see any problem with that!
Homer: Hey Marge, look at this! It is a baby monitor so you can hear the baby no matter where you are in the house. Like this! Homer uses baby monitor. Baby to Marge, Baby to Marge! Wah Wah! (Homer laughs)
Homer is making application to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. He is near a reception with two other applicants. A younger Smithers does the interviews.
Smithers: We have two openings, which means one of you will be rejected from this job...but it ain't gonna be my old frat buddy Lou Johnston!
Smithers greets Man #1 and they do a secret handshake.
Man #1: Ah Waylon! Still the same guy from Alpha Beta!
Man #2: Hey! I am a member of the University of Alabama chapter!
Smithers and two men proceed towards the board room arm-in-arm chanting their frat anthem. Homer tries mimicking their fraternity song, but he knows the odds are stacked against him.
Bart finds out Marge may be pregnant.
Bart: You're a machine, Homer!
Homer: When that baby gets born, he'll be seeing a man with a job!