Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays
I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot
Diatribe of a Mad Housewife
Homer: Son! Are you okay? I brought my homemade first aid kit! It's springloaded for quick access! (Homer opens the box and the supplies get stuck in his head)

Homer: (in letter) Bart, if this robot doesn't prove that I love you, then you can both go to hell.

Lisa: I'm keeping you! You're Snowball V! But to save money on a new dish, we'll just call you Snowball II, and pretend this whole thing never happened.
Principal Skinner: That's really a cheat, isn't it?
Lisa: I guess you're right, Principal Tamzarian.
Skinner: I'll just be moving along. Lisa, Snowball II.

Ned: That is one bitchin' bike!
Rod: [covering Todd's ears] Daddy said a cuss word!
Ned: Lighten up, Roddy!

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