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Homer to the Max
I'm with Cupid
Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"
Captain McCallister: (To Apu) Thanks for delivering these copies of Jugs. They'll keep my men from resorting to homosexuality...for about ten minutes!

Bart: And thank you, God, for the bad things adults do, which help distract people from what I'm doing.

Homer: Hey! You with the scarf! Stop skywriting!
Skywriter: I have to deliver a message. It's the skywriters' code!
Homer: I am so sick of that damn code!

Homer: Mr. John, I'm your biggest fan. I tape-recorded all your songs off the radio.
Elton: Oh, that's very sweet. Have a Grammy. (produces one from nowhere)
Homer: Uh… (throws it in a garbage can)

Ned: Aw, gee, the man's just trying to show his wife he cares for her. How can we sabotage his labor of love?
Homer: I don't know. Gasoline, acid, I got some stuff in the trunk.

Homer: This Valentine's crap has gone too far!
Male Crowd: Yeah.
Skinner: Eh, Edna won't even let me clap her erasers.
Sideshow Mel: My Barbara will no longer pleasure me with the French arts!
Moe: The gal I'm stalking had me bumped back to two hundred feet.
Barney: Aw, Moe. That's too far.

Marge: (hearing Manjula and Apu arguing in Indian) Maybe we should leave.
Homer: Uh, uh, no way. I don't wanna miss a word.
Marge: You don't know, what they're saying.
Homer: I'm picking it up. (listens closely) "Sala" seems to mean "jerk". I think "Manjula" means some kind of spaceship.


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