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Barting Over
I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can
A Star Is Born-Again
Lisa: Dad, this is my moment in the sun. How can you miss it to be with a sandwich?
Homer: You don't understand. It's not just a sandwich… It's about brotherhood, it's about freedom, it's about three days since I've had one! I'm gettin' the shakes! And I'm gettin' the fries!

(Groundskeeper Willie is sharpening a knife in a dark corner of the school.)
Groundskeeper Willie: This year, he gets it in the back...
(hides the knife as Skinner approaches)
Principal Skinner: Uh, Willie, did you get the letter about your pay cut?
Groundskeeper Willie: Aye, there'll be many a cut this year.
Principal Skinner: Indeed, there will. Budget wise, of course.

Bart: Come on, man, everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank.
Principal Skinner: Well, if by wank you mean educational fun, then stand back, it's wanking time!

Principal Skinner: Bart, your word is imply.
Bart: Imply. I-M-P…
Nelson: Bart said 'I am pee'. He's made of pee!
(The students all laugh.)
Bart: Well, I got my laugh. I'm outta here.
Ralph: I made Bart in my pants.

Ralph: Hey, my locker's gone!
Principal Skinner: Your affects have been moved to Willie's shack.
(The locker door slams shut.)
Groundskeeper Willie: Come along, lad. And lose yer books. They won't help ye where you're goin

Kent Brockman: The Spellympics is being sued by the Olympics for use of the suffix "lympics." This has got to be the slowest news day ever!


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