Hungry, Hungry Homer/Quotes

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◄ New Kids on the Blecch

Hungry, Hungry Homer

Bye Bye Nerdie ►

Lenny: The team's been terrible since they got bought by the cheap heartless Duff corporation. Hey Moe, give us a Duff! Ah yeah, sweet Duff.

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Homer: Welcome to real life Lisa, you can't fight City Hall… aka, Blocko Land. So don't even try!

Marge: What kind of a thing is that to tell your children?

Homer: It's what I always tell them. I told them that twice yesterday and then again as they were going to sleep.

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Homer: Is this the executive office of the ball club.

Caretaker: Nope, this is the equipment shed.

Homer: Is that it?

Caretaker: That's where we keep the water heater.

Homer: Is…

Caretaker: That's a tractor.

Homer: I see.

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Homer: Kids, how would you like to go to Blockoland?

Bart and Lisa: Meh.

Homer: But the TV gave me the impression that--

Bart: We said, Meh.

Lisa: M-E-H. Meh.

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Homer: I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about to lie, or just finished lying. But not when I am telling the truth!

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Homer: Got a problem, Bart?

Bart: The girl at school won't go to the dance with me.

Lisa: (childish singing) Bart's got a girlfriend!

Bart: No I don't, that's the problem.

Lisa: (childish singing) Bart's got a problem!

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Homer: So I gave the guy directions, even though I didn't know the way. Because that's the kind of guy I am this week.

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Homer: C'mon, why won't you go out with Bart?

Sherri: He's a smelly, ugly dork!

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Homer: I get it! Everything is made out of blocks, even the water. (Splashes Lisa)

Lisa: Ow, stop.

Man: Boat 28, Stop splashing.

Homer: Oh yeah, what are going to do about... (Man comes) Uh Oh (screams and falls in to the water) Ah Leeches.

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Bart: (in car) Oh why do I get this LEGO shirt?

Marge: Don't you mean Blocko shirt.

Bart: Oh right Blocko shirt.

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H.K. Duff VIII: Well, Homer, your hunger strike lasted twelve amazing days!

Homer: Oh, me so hungy.

H.K. Duff VIII: Of course you are, Hungry, Hungry Homer, so why not break your fast with our brand-new Isotope Dog Supreme?

Homer: (sniffs, moans and shudders) So hard to resist! Mesquite-grilled onions, jalapeño relish... Wait a minute. Those are southwestern ingredients! (crowd gasps and murmurs) Mango-lime salsa? That's the kind of bold flavour they enjoy in... ALBUQUERQUE! (crowd gasps)

Lenny: He's right!

Moe: Yeah! And the wrapper says, "Albuquerque Isotopes"!

Sideshow Mel: Homer was right! They're planning to move the team! (crowd shouts and boos)

H.K. Duff VIII: N-n-now, now, see here, people. Let's not be too hasty.

Homer: Tell the truth! Come on, everybody!

Crowd: (chanting) Tell the truth! Tell the truth! Tell the truth! Tell the truth! Tell the truth! Tell the truth!

H.K. Duff VIII: Get him out of here!

Homer: Don't listen to him, Duffman. For once in your life, stand up for the little guy!

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(After the credits finish, cut to the Gracie Films logo)

Gracie Films Logo: Shh.

Lisa: (offscreen) M-E-H. Meh.