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New Kids on the Blecch
Hungry, Hungry Homer
Bye Bye Nerdie
Lenny: The team's been terrible since they got bought by the cheap heartless Duff corporation. Hey Moe, give us a Duff! Ah yeah, sweet Duff.

Homer: Welcome to real life Lisa, you can't fight City Hall… aka, Blocko Land. So don't even try!
Marge: What kind of a thing is that to tell your children?
Homer: It's what I always tell them. I told them that twice yesterday and then again as they were going to sleep.

Homer: Is this the executive office of the ball club.
Caretaker: Nope, this is the equipment shed.
Homer: Is that it?
Caretaker: That's where we keep the water heater.
Homer: Is…
Caretaker: That's a tractor.
Homer: I see.

Homer: Kids, how would you like to go to Blockoland?
Bart and Lisa: Meh.
Homer: But the TV gave me the impression that--
Bart: We said, Meh.
Lisa: M-E-H. Meh.

Homer: I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about to lie, or just finished lying. But not when I am telling the truth!

Homer: Got a problem, Bart?
Bart: The girl at school won't go to the dance with me.
Lisa: (childish singing) Bart's got a girlfriend!
Bart: No I don't, that's the problem.
Lisa: (childish singing) Bart's got a problem!

Homer: So I gave the guy directions, even though I didn't know the way. Because that's the kind of guy I am this week.

Homer: C'mon, why won't you go out with Bart?
Sherri: He's a smelly, ugly dork!

Homer: I get it! Everything is made out of blocks, even the water. (Splashes Lisa)
Lisa: Ow, stop.
Man: Boat 28, Stop splashing.
Homer: Oh yeah, what are going to do about... (Man comes) Uh Oh (screams and falls in to the water) Ah Leeches.

Bart: (in car) Oh why do I get this LEGO shirt?
Marge: Don't you mean Blocko shirt.
Bart: Oh right Blocko shirt.

H.K. Duff VIII: Well, Homer, your hunger strike lasted twelve amazing days!
Homer: Oh, me so hungy.
H.K. Duff VIII: Of course you are, Hungry, Hungry Homer, so why not break your fast with our brand-new Isotope Dog Supreme?
Homer: (sniffs, moans and shudders) So hard to resist! Mesquite-grilled onions, jalapeño relish... Wait a minute. Those are southwestern ingredients! (crowd gasps and murmurs) Mango-lime salsa? That's the kind of bold flavour they enjoy in... ALBUQUERQUE! (crowd gasps)
Lenny: He's right!
Moe: Yeah! And the wrapper says "Albuquerque Isotopes"!
Sideshow Mel: Homer was right! They're planning to move the team! (crowd yells angrily)
H.K. Duff VIII: N-n-now, now, see here, people. Let's not be too hasty.
Homer: Tell the truth! Come on, everybody!
Crowd: (chanting) Tell the truth! Tell the truth! Tell the truth! Tell the truth! Tell the truth! Tell the truth!
H.K. Duff VIII: Get him out of here!
Homer: Don't listen to him, Duffman. For once in your life, stand up for the little guy!

(After the credits finish, cut to the Gracie Films logo)
Gracie Films Logo: Shh.
Lisa: (offscreen) M-E-H. Meh.


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