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The Fool Monty
How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?
The Fight Before Christmas
Homer: (chasing Santa's Little Helper around the backyard) Stupid dog! Let go of that delicious bird!

Lisa: Looks like you're going to have to take care of it, Bart.
Bart: Me? What in my long, sad history with frogs makes you think I can take care of a bird?

Bart: Go ahead, make fun of me. I lost my heart to a bird.
Nelson: (unenthusiastic) Haw-haw.
Bart: Man, you are not into that. What's wrong?
Nelson: My mom ran away with my birthday clown.

Moe: Have you ever thought of racing that bird?
Homer: You can bet on pigeons?
Moe: Hey, if it moves you can bet on it.
Bart: What about the Detroit Lions?
Moe: Hey, lay off Detroit. Them people is going through Mad Max times.

Bart: I don't know. This coop looks a little flimsy.
Homer: Flimsy, eh? This gentle pat says different.
(Homer pats coop; the staples pop off and the frame collapses; the chicken wire rolls up back into the box and the staples fall in place to close it)
Homer: D'oh!

Homer: Me, the patriarch of a pigeon-racing dynasty.
(Thought bubble shows Homer with trophy; Danica Patrick appears)
Danica Patrick: Congratulations, Homer.
Homer: Danica Patrick in my thoughts?
Danica Patrick: That's right, Homer. I'm contractually obligated by my sponsors to appear in random fan's fantasies. Better not tell Marge about it.
Marge: You brickyard bimbo!
(They fight; the thought bubble fades)
Homer: I ended that a little too soon.
(Thought bubble reappears with Danica and Marge beating up Homer)
Homer: What they don't suspect is that I'm into this.

Bart: Why are we taking 'Git' with us? And this time I don't mean Lisa.
Lisa: I'ts amazing how I can pity you and hate you at the same time. I bet there's a German word for it.

Edna Krabappel: I won't ask who sent the message if I can use the pigeon to send an message of my own.
Bart: As long as we're not learning.
Edna Krabappel: Deal.

Mr. Burns: (reads note from pigeon) "Do the ballet dance while wearing no clothes." Bad grammar. Good advice.

Nelson: What do you think, Mom?
Mrs. Muntz: Why don't you ask your new father?
(Birthday clown honks horn)
Nelson: You haven't earned the right to call me that!

Marge: A doctor who treats kids and pets?
Dr. Thurmond: Hey, in this economy I'll even remove tattoos.
Homer: Can you remove my tramp stamp? I got the idea from watching a show where people regret these.

Homer: Listen to the man, Marge. He pays Bart's salary.
Marge: No, he doesn't.
Homer: Why don't you ever support my gibberish? I'd do it if you were stupid.

Pigeon Owner: He's a homing pigeon. He comes home. Unless you wanna spring for a limo.

Nelson: This funeral just got depressing
Martin: Let's lighten up the mood, boys! (Martin, Milhouse, Database and Nelson sing Put on a Happy Face)
Bart: Thanks. That song does make me feel a little better.
Martin: It's from Bye Bye Birdie (Bart starts crying and runs back up to the house)

Homer: Hmm... backyard, backyard, toilet, ocean, backyard, don't know, Flanders' mailbox, Lenny's freezer, tyre fire...

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