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Bart: Homer, if this is your dream, why is Flanders here?
Ned: Hi-diddly-ho, dream team!
(lawn mower with the label "Property of Ned Flanders" comes by and chops Flanders up)
Ned: Where's my God now?

Apu: In this fantasy Kwik-E-Mart, you'll get your change in bacon.
(Apu opens the cashier and takes some bacon)
Homer: Woo Hoo!

Multiple Moes: In this place mothers are for drunk driving!
Agnes, Luann, and many other moms: (holding signs that support drunk driving) Chug! Chug! Chug!

Frink: Hell is real, and everyone goes there.

Lisa: Listen, everyone. We should fall asleep in this dream. One minute at this level equals two hours one dream level below.
Bart: Wait, dreams have rules?
Lisa: Everything has rules, Bart.
Bart: Not me when I hit the dance floor.

Homer: Why you little! I'll teach you to make fun of my socks!

Homer: Oh, Death, you're a lifesaver!

Homer: (configuring the Uralarm Whizz-No-More 9000) Now that's what I call looking out for number one.

Homer: Your mother and I are wetting the bed.
Marge: We're wetting the bed?
Homer: Hey! When you were pregnant, everything was "we."

Homer: Unguarded stuuuuuuff! (chuckles) Attention, lovers of office supplies, come and steal things you can easily afford!

Season 22 Season 23 Quotes Season 24
The Falcon and the D'ohmanBart Stops to Smell the RooseveltsTreehouse of Horror XXIIReplaceable YouThe Food WifeThe Book JobThe Man in the Blue Flannel PantsThe Ten-Per-Cent SolutionHolidays of Future PassedPolitically Inept, with Homer SimpsonThe D'oh-cial NetworkMoe Goes from Rags to RichesThe Daughter Also RisesAt Long Last LeaveExit Through the Kwik-E-MartHow I Wet Your MotherThem, RobotBeware My Cheating BartA Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do AgainThe Spy Who Learned MeNed 'N Edna's BlendLisa Goes Gaga

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