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ā—„ Treehouse of Horror XIII
How I Spent My Strummer Vacation
Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade ā–ŗ
Mick Jagger: [to Homer, after he accidentally throws his guitar through Mick's office window] Simpsoooooonnnnnn!!!

Marge: [to Homer] I had to tell Mr. Burns that you had violent diarrhea.
Homer: Oh, couldn't you come up with a less embarrassing lie?
Marge: But you did have violent diarrhea. [to Bart and Lisa] Nobody open the hallway closet until I say it's okay.
[Bart and Lisa shudder]

Mick Jagger: Cheer up Homer; it's only "Rock 'n Roll" camp.
Homer: But I like it.

Homer: I can't believe they cancelled "Monkey Trauma Center" for this!

Homer: My dream has been shattered into shards of a broken dream!


ā—„ Season 13 Season 14 Quotes Season 15 ā–ŗ
Treehouse of Horror XIII ā€¢ How I Spent My Strummer Vacation ā€¢ Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade ā€¢ Large Marge ā€¢ Helter Shelter ā€¢ The Great Louse Detective ā€¢ Special Edna ā€¢ The Dad Who Knew Too Little ā€¢ The Strong Arms of the Ma ā€¢ Pray Anything ā€¢ Barting Over ā€¢ I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can ā€¢ A Star is Born-Again ā€¢ Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington ā€¢ C.E. D'oh ā€¢ 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky ā€¢ Three Gays of the Condo ā€¢ Dude, Where's My Ranch? ā€¢ Old Yeller-Belly ā€¢ Brake My Wife, Please ā€¢ The Bart of War ā€¢ Moe Baby Blues
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