Hosey the Bear is a fire safety mascot seen telling kids the importance of fire safety during a fire safety fair. He is sitting in front of a camera, and has Ralph sitting on his lap. Ralph seems to think that Hosey is Santa, and he is telling him what he wants, including a bike, a monkey, and a friend for the monkey. Hosey asks whether Ralph is going to start any fires, to which Ralph replies, "At my house we call them Uh-Oh's."
- Hosey appears to be a parody of Smokey the Bear.