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Bart Gets Famous
Homer and Apu
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
(Apu is shot defending James Woods)
Apu: Ah. The searing kiss of hot lead; how I missed you. I mean, I think I'm dying.

(Homer and Apu on a quest through the Himalayas to get Apu's job back)
Apu: There it is, the world's first convenience store.
Homer: This isn't very convenient.
Apu: Must you knock on everything we do?

Kwik-e-Mart Official: I'm sorry, Apu, but I have no choice. You will no longer wear this namepatch. (rips namepatch off Apu's uniform) And you will no longer ask people about our fried pickles. (rips off another patch "ASK ABOUT OUR FRIED PICKLES") Now then, turn in your pricing gun. (Apu does as requested.) And The other one as well too. (Apu reluctantly turns in his spare pricing gun.)
Apu: Oh! Fired. After all of these years of loyal service. I don't want to live anymore! (grabs one of the hotdogs on the roller)
Kwik-e-Mart Official: Give me that weiner!
Apu: I don't want to live, sir!
Kwik-e-Mart Official: Give me that weiner! (Apu and the Kwik-e-Mart official struggle with the spoiled hotdog for a few seconds.) No, Apu, it's not worth it!

Apu: (sobbing, then singing very sadly) Who needs the Kwik-e-Mart? I dooooooo!
Homer: Hey, he's not happy at all! He lied to us through song! I HATE when people do that!


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Homer's Barbershop QuartetCape FeareHomer Goes to CollegeRosebudTreehouse of Horror IVMarge on the LamBart's Inner ChildBoy-Scoutz 'n the HoodThe Last Temptation of Homer$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)Homer the VigilanteBart Gets FamousHomer and ApuLisa vs. Malibu StacyDeep Space HomerHomer Loves FlandersBart Gets an ElephantBurns' HeirSweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss SongThe Boy Who Knew Too MuchLady Bouvier's LoverSecrets of a Successful Marriage

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