Maggie in Peril: The Thrilling Conclusion
Homer Votes 2012
Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
Rich Texan: If you're gonna vote, we'll need some photo ID.
Homer Simpson: But I've lived here all my life!
Rich Texan: Stoppin' all Americans from votin' is for the protection of all Americans.
Homer: But I'm a 40-year-old white guy who didn't go to college and who gets all his news from monitors at gas stations.

Homer: Barack Obama? I don't know. I've already got one wife telling me to eat healthy. Plus, he promised me death panels and Grampa's still alive.

Homer: Mitt Romney? I hear he wears magic underpants. I expect the leader of the free world to go commando. Plus his horse totally choked at the Olympics. On the other hand, he did invent ObamaCare.

Voting computer: Thank you for voting for Mitt Romney. You may now see his tax return.

Homer: [after being sucked into a tube] Oh, I hate being sucked into tubes! [Homer goes through the tube to China] Well, at least I've got a steady job! [Ned Flanders comes through another tube] D'oh!