Simpsons WIki

Homer Votes 2012/Quotes

< Homer Votes 2012

18,803 articles being
edited here
Add New Page
Talk0 Share
Maggie in Peril: The Thrilling Conclusion
Homer Votes 2012
Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
Rich Texan: If you're gonna vote, we'll need some photo ID.
Homer Simpson: But I've lived here all my life!
Rich Texan: Stoppin' all Americans from votin' is for the protection of all Americans.
Homer: But I'm a 40-year-old white guy who didn't go to college and who gets all his news from monitors at gas stations.

Homer: Barack Obama? I don't know. I've already got one wife telling me to eat healthy. Plus, he promised me death panels and Grampa's still alive.

Homer: Mitt Romney? I hear he wears magic underpants. I expect the leader of the free world to go commando. Plus his horse totally choked at the Olympics. On the other hand, he did invent ObamaCare.

Voting computer: Thank you for voting for Mitt Romney. You may now see his tax return.

Homer: [after being sucked into a tube] Oh, I hate being sucked into tubes! [Homer goes through the tube to China] Well, at least I've got a steady job! [Ned Flanders comes through another tube] D'oh!

Ad blocker interference detected!

Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.

Also on Fandom

Random Wiki