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Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" |
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- Bart: This ghost town is gonna be great. Now with 30% more gunfights!
- Marge: And 40% more root'n toot'n!
- Homer: (looking at his watch) Two hours? Why'd they build this ghost town so far away?
- Lisa: Because they discovered gold right over there.
- Homer: It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything.
- Marge: (to Homer) What is it with you and robots?
- Grampa: Ah, can't get a good sasparilla like this back in Springfield. It angries up the blood.
- Bartender: Heh, you like it, huh?
- Grampa: Up yours!!
- Grampa: Can I go to the bathroom before we leave?
- Homer: Oh, we've got to get home! I don't want to miss "Inside the Actor's Studio!" Tonight, it's F. Murray Abraham!
- Grampa: But I really need to ...
- Homer: F ... MURRAY ... ABRAHAM!
- Homer: Come on, Doc, there's gotta be something I can do to help my dad!
- Dr. Hibbert: Well, you could give him a kidney.
- Homer: A kidney? OK, fine.
- Dr. Hibbert: You see, the waiting list for a kidney is very long, and...
- Homer: I said fine! What is it about the word "sure" you don't understand?
- Dr. Hibbert: (after Homer escapes from the hospital) We've gotta get rid of that window.
- Lisa: I can't imagine Dad running away like this, leaving his father to die...
- Bart: Even I wouldn't do that, and I'm America's bad boy.
- Marge: Aren't you going to give him the last rites?
- Reverend Lovejoy: That's Catholic, Marge. You might as well ask me to do a voodoo dance.
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Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" |
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