Bart the Murderer
Homer Defined
Like Father, Like Clown
(Homer is panicking that there will soon be a meltdown)
Homer: What do I do, what do I do? Come on, think back to your training!
(Flashback to 1980. Homer is fiddling with a Rubik's Cube while his supervisor is giving him on the job training)
Supervisor: Okay, now we move on to the emergency override button. In case of meltdown you are to push this button and only this button. Excuse me Homer, are you paying attention to the lesson?
Homer: Yeah, yeah. Emergency button rideover. Got it.
(Present day. Homer is holding up the Rubik's Cube)
Homer: D'oh! This is all your fault!

Mr. Burns: Where is the meltdown originating?
Smithers: Sector 7-G, sir.
Mr. Burns: 7G? Good God, who's the Safety Inspector there?
Smithers: Homer Simpson.
Mr. Burns: Simpson, eh? Good man, intelligent?
Smithers: Actually sir, he was hired under Project Bootstrap.
Mr. Burns: (sarcastically) Thank you, President Ford...

Bart Simpson: Now we're even for your party come on let's go play.
Milhouse: Bart, my mom won't let me be your friend anymore. That's why you couldn't come to the party.
Bart: What's she got against me?
Milhouse: She said you're a bad influence...
Bart: Bad influence my ass! How many times have I told you: never listen to your mother!?
Milhouse: But Bart she threatened to cut off my allowance.
Bart: Whatever she's paying I'll double it.
Milhouse: I'm really sorry Bart.

Mr. Burns: Oh, Smithers, I guess there's nothing left to do but kiss my sorry ass goodbye.
Smithers: Uh, may I, sir?
Mr. Burns: Ugh.

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