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Bart the Genius
Homer's Odyssey
There's No Disgrace Like Home
Mrs. Krabappel:   [blows whistle] Now class, remember, I don't want this field trip to be a repeat of our infamous visit to the Springfield State Prison. So I want all to be on your best behavior, especially you Bart Simpson.
Bart:   Mrs. Krabappel, I didn't unlock that door.
Sherri:   We're gonna make you sing, Bart Simpson.
Terri:   Yeah, Bart Simpson, we're gonna make you sing.
 
[at Moe's Tavern]
Homer:   I'm just a technical supervisor who cared too much.
[phone rings]
Moe:   Moe's Tavern.
Bart:   [on phone] Is Mr. Freely there?
Moe:   Who?
Bart:   Freely, first initials I.P.
Moe:   Okay, I'll check. Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey everbody, I.P. Freely!
[barflies laugh]
Moe:   Wait a minute. [talks into the phone again] Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you're dead. I swear I'm going to slice your heart in half!
[Bart and Lisa laugh]
Homer:   You'll get that punk someday, Moe.
Moe:   Oh I don't know, he's tough to catch. He keeps changing his name.
 
Moe:   I don't think you're ever going to get another job and be able to pay me back.
 
Bart:   All he does is lie there like an unemployed whale.
Lisa:   I don't know what else to do.
[Maggie pokes him in the eye]
Bart:   There's only one thing we can do. Take advantage of the guy. [Holds up a report card] I need you to sign this, Homer. [Bart picks up Homer's hand and writes his signature on the card.]
 
Homer:   Damn it! I'm no supervising technician. I'm a technical supervisor. It's too late to teach this old dog new tricks.
 
Smilin' Joe Fission:   I'll just put it where nobody'll find it for a million years.
 
Marge:   There, there, Homer. You've caused plenty of industrial accidents and you've always bounced back.
 
Homer:   You can't depend on me all your lives. You have to learn that there's a little Homer Simpson in all of us.
 
Homer:   Unlike most of you, I am not a nut.
 
Homer:   Our lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I. Many of them incompetent boobs. I know this because I've worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again.
 
Announcer #1:   Loaftime, the cable network for the unemployed, will be right back with more tips on how to win the lottery right after this.
Announcer #2:   Unemployed? Out of work? Sober? You sat around the house all day, but now it's Duff time. Duff, the beer that makes the days fly by.
Duff TV Jingle:   You can't get enough of the wonderful Duff. Duff Beer!
Homer:   Beer! Now there's a temporary solution.
 
Sherri:   Hey, Bart. Our dad says your dad is incompetent.
Bart:   What does "incompetent" mean?
Terri:   It means he spends more time yakking and scarfing down donuts than doing his job.
Bart:   Oh, okay. I thought you were putting him down.
 
Chief Wiggum:   Well, it's no secret. Our city is under siege by a graffiti vandal known as, "El Barto". Police artist have a composite sketch to go over and if anyone has any information, please contact us immediately.
[A sketch of an older, stubbly, mean-looking version of Bart is passed around]
Bart:   Cool, man.
 
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