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Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodly
Bart Sells His Soul
Lisa: Mom! You mother us too much!
Marge: Enjoy it while you can kids! Because when you are grown up and I am dead, you will have no one to look after you!
Bart and Lisa depart for school. Homer enters living room.
Homer: Marge! A spider got near the car keys!
Marge: You did the right thing in coming to me, Homie.

Homer: Papa Bear has a present for his Mama Bear.

Springfield Elementary. Miss Krabappel's class is having their picture taken.
Edna Krabappel: Children, stop fidgeting! Bart Simpson, why are you scratching so much? Oh my goodness, you have head lice! How could this have happened?
Flashback to Van Houten residence. A monkey is atop Bart's head.
Milhouse: We found him asleep inside a wicker basket we bought at Pier One!
Springfield Elementary.
Bart: {talking to himself} Hey, how come I got lice and nothing bad happened to Milhouse?
Milhouse is suffering from ultra-low body temperatures and is shivering.
Milhouse: {talking to himself} So cold...so very cold.

Principal Skinner watches as Groundskeeper Willie burns Bart's lice-infested clothes.
Willie: See you in hell, you wingless bloodsuckers.
Lots of little screams are heard as the clothes burn.
Skinner: What kind of parents would permit such a lapse in scalpel hygiene?
Willie: Well, ye'd better check out his sister. She could be rife with them bugs ["boogs"] too!

Ned Flanders allows Bart and Lisa to watch Itchy and Scratchy. As usual, the Simpson kids enjoy the cartoon, but Rod and Todd are white as a sheet, shocked at what they had just seen.
Rod: Daddy, what's the red stuff coming out of kitty's ears?
Ned: Uh, er, that's just raspberry jam!
Todd: Dad, should I poke Rod with a sharp thing like the mouse did?
Ned: No, son. No sirree BOB.

Marge: "I miss how Bart would say something and end with "Dude.""

Bart: Here you go, Todd, the city edition.

Ned Flanders: The bridal feast of Bethchedruharrezeb?

Lisa: Everything has a Pat Booneish Quality.

In the Better Parenting class
Cleatus: Uh, Pa, I cut myself on the screen door again.
Homer: Why, you COTTON PICKIN'!!!.... (strangles Cleatus, then realizes the class is watching) No, I gotta pass this class for my kids. Son, let's stop the fussin' and the feudin'.
Cleatus: I love you, Pa!
Homer: I love you, Cleatus! (both cry in each other's arms)

Bart: Ha-ha, you're gonna be Lisa Flanders!
Lisa: You're gonna be Bart Flanders.
Bart: (screams)
Maude Flanders: Oh, relax Bart, your sister Maggie isn't scared.
Bart: That's because she can't talk!
Maggie removes her pacifier.
Maggie: Daddily doodily!

Ned has called Rev. Lovejoy in a panic over having just learned that the Simpson kids aren't baptized.
Rev. Lovejoy: Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.

Marge: The only thing I am high on is love! Love for my son and daughters. Yes, a little L.S.D. is all I need!
Homer is shocked by what Marge unintentionally said and ushers her out.
Homer: Come on Marge, let us get out of here before they change their minds about us!


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